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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17|KL65|KL41
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| ![]() Hahaha. So true, right? ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() A man goes to library and asks for a book: "Psycho The Rapist" Librarian searches for half an hour and comes back, slaps him and says "You Stupid! It's Psychotherapist !!" ![]() Cheers! Irish ![]() Last edited by Irish : 25th February 2012 at 20:25. |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180+/-50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HIM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, receipt, and card 5. Leave HER: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car because she's too far from machine 6. Hunt for card in purse 7. Insert card 8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it 9. Enter PIN number 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes. 11. Hit "cancel" 12. Re-enter correct PIN number 12a. Hit "cancel" 12b. Call husband to get correct PIN number 13. Check balance 14. Look for envelope 15. Look in purse for pen 16. Make out deposit slip 17. Endorse checks 18. Make deposit 19. Study instructions 20. Make cash withdrawal 21. Get in car 22. Check makeup 23. Look for keys 24. Start car 25. Check makeup 26. Start pulling away 27. STOP 28. Back up to machine 29. Get out of car 30. Take card and receipt 31. Get back in car 32. Put card in wallet 33. Put receipt in checkbook 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 36. Check makeup 37. Put car in gear, reverse 38. Put car in drive 39. Drive away from machine 40. Travel 3 miles 41. Release parking brake |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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![]() It has been CONORED 4 Times because the same joke has been posted 4 times on this thread. Seems like this is ONE OF the MOST favourite and Popular joke among TeamBHPians. Page 23 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post106905 Page 31 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post120013 Page 86 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post250832 Page 352 http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2531024 Quote:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post306161 Cheers! Irish ![]() | ||
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
Posts: 629
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A man goes to library and asks for a book entitled : "Under the Bridge with Dick and Harry." ![]() After a lot of thinking and trying to find out what the book is about, the librarian figures out that it is : "Unabridged Dictionary." ![]() | |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR
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| ![]() A must read for techies! ![]() Thank god its Solitare!!.. ![]() ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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This is no joke, about a kilometer from my place, there lives a Psychotherapist and she had a signage near the gate as doctors would have, but the words are separated by the bolts that hold the sign and it reads, PSYCHO◦THE◦RAPIST ![]() Shall try and post a pic asap ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Coimbatore
Posts: 1,961
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| ![]() Malinga's Action Decoded ! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Specially for Team-BHP Admin and Mods ![]() ![]() |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() | ![]() How true is that ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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