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Old 1st March 2012, 02:28   #6751
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Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
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Old 1st March 2012, 13:46   #6752
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Whole country is obsessed by this:
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Careful driving gone bad
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Source: Email forward

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Careful driving gone bad
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Text author - self

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Translation - Sehwag - Today you must be very happy
Kohli - Blush!

Dhoni -Thanks mate, I am very happy because of you

Kohli - But Sehwag Isn't!
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Malya - Mate you are expert in staying on field, please give some tips to me as well, it will help kingfisher too.

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Old 1st March 2012, 15:53   #6756
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Translation please!
done, but it is more humorous in Hindi IMO

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SOYA BEAN

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First, everyone please say irshaad, irshaad..

Now, here goes..

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"





Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...





yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman Ashok ke saath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK..





mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki bhar sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...





Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...





Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
"BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna...."





Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
"itni shakti hamen dena daata "





Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!





Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Offer valid till stocks last..





Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"





Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Asali masale sach sach --MDH.....MDH ...!





A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why??? ????
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!





Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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MODS : is there ANY way I can "like" this post?? This is by far the best non-sense I have seen in ages! hehe

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First, everyone please say irshaad, irshaad..

Now, here goes..

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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"
----------------------SNIP---------------------------
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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HOLY!!!
I tried boss, but i did laugh out quite loud there!!
even tried pinching my mouth shut!!!
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Today's generation Source - Facebook
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I see no difference between politicians and diapers. Both have to be changed frequently and for the same reason. :P
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Before and After Kohli attack

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Smile Please..................
The second part of the story is even better when it shows him actually clicking pics of a foreigner behind
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Physics Teacher: What is this measurable unit "" called?
Engineer: Torrent.
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Any confusions regarding Pilot & Auto Pilot?

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