30th September 2011, 14:46
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| BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread efficient utilization of resources. Why blame the country for that ? |
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30th September 2011, 14:50
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| Re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? (Pics of Quirky Signs) here are few pics from an email forward that has been doing rounds in my office.. |
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30th September 2011, 18:27
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary clothes, Sir.  |
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30th September 2011, 20:00
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! Last edited by dhanushs : 30th September 2011 at 20:06. |
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30th September 2011, 20:25
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Most likely the picture would have been taken from Images Bazaar: Largest collection of Indian images rather than hiring the same model with the same clothes. Cheers | |
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30th September 2011, 20:28
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Presenting this Year's "NOT MY JOB" Award to NHAI's Road Painting Division    Last edited by Fordmanchau : 30th September 2011 at 20:35. |
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30th September 2011, 20:45
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabirdge Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteter be in the rghit pclae.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by itlesf, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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30th September 2011, 21:02
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| Re: The Official Joke thread What usually happens in the Corporate world.  |
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30th September 2011, 21:23
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Taking the liberty to post new RAJNI series joke here. Sorry if it's a repost but read on pg 301 of this thread that Rajni Joke can't be condored!!! instead condor would be Rajni'd  So here it goes... New Rajnikant series --- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'. When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out. Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale. The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature. When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'. Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy. Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second. Intel's new ad: Rajnikanth Inside. |
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1st October 2011, 00:52
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if it is posted already, Equation 1: Study = No Fail Equation 2: No Study = Fail 1 + 2 Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail Study (1 + No) = Fail (1 + N0) Study = Fail |
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1st October 2011, 00:56
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1st October 2011, 12:30
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Looks like an inspiration for the new sumo ad  |
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1st October 2011, 19:36
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Philosophies of Nithyananda!! |
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1st October 2011, 23:49
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2nd October 2011, 00:04
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