The Official Joke thread

neoranjit · 30th September 2011, 14:46

efficient utilization of resources. Why blame the country for that ?

s@tan2s@int · 30th September 2011, 14:50

here are few pics from an email forward that has been doing rounds in my office..

bluevolt · 30th September 2011, 18:27

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

dhanushs · 30th September 2011, 20:00

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

MileCruncher · 30th September 2011, 20:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by prateekm

Happens only in India! 2 ISP's, but same person !

Attachment 818561

OT:

Most likely the picture would have been taken from Images Bazaar: Largest collection of Indian images rather than hiring the same model with the same clothes.

Cheers

Fordmanchau · 30th September 2011, 20:28

Presenting this Year's "NOT MY JOB" Award to NHAI's Road Painting Division

Name: road.JPG
Views: 2700
Size: 40.4 KB

anjan_c2007 · 30th September 2011, 20:45

Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabirdge Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteter be in the rghit pclae.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by itlesf, but the wrod as a wlohe.

dhanushs · 30th September 2011, 21:02

What usually happens in the Corporate world.

Fordmanchau · 30th September 2011, 21:23

Taking the liberty to post new RAJNI series joke here. Sorry if it's a repost but read on pg 301 of this thread that Rajni Joke can't be condored!!! instead condor would be Rajni'd

So here it goes...

New Rajnikant series --- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral.

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.

When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.

Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale.

The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature.

When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'.

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.

Intel's new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.

Mr.Boss · 1st October 2011, 00:52

Not sure if it is posted already,

Equation 1: Study = No Fail
Equation 2: No Study = Fail

1 + 2

Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail
Study (1 + No) = Fail (1 + N0)
Study = Fail

prateekm · 1st October 2011, 00:56

Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM, Mirchi murga with RJ Naved (World Record) - YouTube

dar3dev|l · 1st October 2011, 12:30

Looks like an inspiration for the new sumo ad

Unknownsatan · 1st October 2011, 19:36

Philosophies of Nithyananda!!

salbin · 1st October 2011, 23:49

Funny Commercial VW - YouTube

Fordmanchau · 2nd October 2011, 00:04

Taken from facebook

Here's the link.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

30th September 2011, 14:46	#5251
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 196 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread efficient utilization of resources. Why blame the country for that ?

30th September 2011, 14:50	#5252
s@tan2s@int BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 129 Thanked: 131 Times	Re: How do you stick a bell on a wall? (Pics of Quirky Signs) here are few pics from an email forward that has been doing rounds in my office.. Attached Thumbnails

30th September 2011, 18:27	#5253
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

30th September 2011, 20:00	#5254
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,418 Thanked: 11,168 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! Last edited by dhanushs : 30th September 2011 at 20:06.

30th September 2011, 20:28	#5256
Fordmanchau Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,666 Thanked: 341 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Presenting this Year's "NOT MY JOB" Award to NHAI's Road Painting Division Last edited by Fordmanchau : 30th September 2011 at 20:35.

30th September 2011, 20:45	#5257
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,695 Thanked: 22,774 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabirdge Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteter be in the rghit pclae.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by itlesf, but the wrod as a wlohe.

30th September 2011, 21:02	#5258
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,418 Thanked: 11,168 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What usually happens in the Corporate world.

30th September 2011, 21:23	#5259
Fordmanchau Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,666 Thanked: 341 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Taking the liberty to post new RAJNI series joke here. Sorry if it's a repost but read on pg 301 of this thread that Rajni Joke can't be condored!!! instead condor would be Rajni'd So here it goes... New Rajnikant series --- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'. When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out. Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale. The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature. When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'. Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy. Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second. Intel's new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.

1st October 2011, 00:52	#5260
Mr.Boss Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: GPS signal lost Posts: 2,844 Thanked: 7,575 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if it is posted already, Equation 1: Study = No Fail Equation 2: No Study = Fail 1 + 2 Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail Study (1 + No) = Fail (1 + N0) Study = Fail

1st October 2011, 12:30	#5262
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 292 Thanked: 100 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Looks like an inspiration for the new sumo ad

1st October 2011, 19:36	#5263
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Philosophies of Nithyananda!! Attached Thumbnails

2nd October 2011, 00:04	#5265
Fordmanchau Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,666 Thanked: 341 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Taken from facebook Here's the link. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
	Search this Thread: Advanced Search