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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: .
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE
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| ![]() inna rascala, Mind It ![]() ![]() Movie names in Bhojpuri ![]() ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Car trouble in Italy Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of fantastisch automobile" the German says disbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four, 4 and only FOUR. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come now. He'sa verry busy witha tha two guys who just came in that Fiat Uno" Moped trouble in India: Using that logic 50 people can jolly well ride on a TVS 50 !! ![]() Last edited by anjan_c2007 : 29th September 2011 at 20:02. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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| ![]() and there are i10 and i20..... ...... poor Force ONE ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() At the gates of Heaven, the angel tells Henry Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says, "Yes." "Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters at high speeds. 3. The rear end wobbles too much. 4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. Adam says "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours." |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Not fixed.
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Looks scary.. but funny Thai TVC.. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL
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| ![]() Got the following as a forward. This cant be termed as a joke, as most of it is rather true! Quote:
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Plight of a boyfriend: ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
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| ![]() Quote: I really pity the boy if he marries her ![]() Perfect example for Swanand's post regarding the death of common sense! | |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR
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| ![]() Happens only in India! 2 ISP's, but same person ! ![]() ![]() |
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