[SuperSlick]

This is from an actual trial in the UK as per an old e-mail forward I received. I've not validated this case though!

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was:

1. When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

2. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

3. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed!

[Scorcher]

Kid: How did you meet mom?

Dad: Actually, it all started with a "Poke"

[Urban_Nomad]

The phone rings:

"tring tring"

Boy - Hello, Chintu hai?

Girl - Nahi hai

Boy - Mujhe ek mauka do ......... ho jaayega.


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Translation:

Boy - Hello, is Chintu there?

Girl - No

Boy - Give me a chance and he will be.

[n_aditya]

Originally Posted by SuperSlick

This is from an actual trial in the UK as per an old e-mail forward I received. I've not validated this case though!

Old it is. Has been posted earlier on this thread several pages back.

[dre@ms]

Dear reader,

Please do me right now. On the kitchen table, in your bed, on the couch. Hell, I'll even take the floor in front of the TV, I don't care. I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.

Sincerely, your Homework.

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1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently
"Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview,
Bank manager: What is cyclone ?
Santa: It is the smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

3. Pintu was having a habit of eating nails on his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment.
What a miracle, Now Pintu can also eat nails on his legs.

4. Teeth said 2 Tongue "If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied:

"If I misuse 1 word against some 1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once.

[Scorcher]

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060:

Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani.

Golmaal part 27 is released, Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act.

Sharad Pawar owns half the world.

Facebook is declared a country.

A.Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.

"Lakshadeep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

Munna Hazare sits on fast for Lokpal bill

[anilisanil]

From a friend's FB page!

see no good.
say no good.
hear no good.
do no good! LOL

[dhanushs]

Woman 1 : How does your husband comes back home on time....??
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Women 2 : I have made a rule, I told him . . .
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Romance will start sharp at 9 with or without you.....

[Scorcher]

Missile Baloons. Super fun. Me want!

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Missile Baloons. Super fun. Me want!

that'd be the fastest way to clear traffic on the road!!

[Spitfire]

Indian Government has a sense of humor.

On Engineer's day they raised the price of petrol exactly by 3.14. i.e. the value of Pi.

[ceejay123]

Q:What's Hyundai i20 a.k.a. (also known as)?
A:Raavan (Because he had 20 eyes- i20)

[Fordmanchau]

What's the most sought after and precious gift these days to give on anyone's marriage/birthday/Anniversary???

It's a PETROL voucher!!
(the way petrol prices are going upwards)

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by Fordmanchau

What's the most sought after and precious gift these days to give on anyone's marriage/birthday/Anniversary???

It's a PETROL voucher!!
(the way petrol prices are going upwards)

kess of a joke, more of a good idea, actually!!
gift registry should carry 5k vouchers , i suppose.
and a good investment too !!

[Fordmanchau]

Originally Posted by mayankk

kess of a joke, more of a good idea, actually!!

True!! reminds of a real life incident I had.

In the month of may 2011 after the Rs. 5/- price hike in petrol, I was in Chennai with family travelling in a cab.
My sister then asks her 4yr old son(my nephew) to ask me, what I want for my birthday(due in July).
He asks me, mama tumko birthday par kya gift chahiye??
I reply: "aur kuch nahi beta bus free petrol voucher de dena"

On hearing this even the driver of the cab who was relatively quiet, couldn't stop laughing!!
And now I think I would just make sure that I get the same gift from here on.