The Official Joke thread

prateekm · 28th September 2011, 21:38

Amul's new hoarding on Shoaib Akhtar: "Tab Bhi Phekta tha, Ab Bhi Phekta hai."

bluevolt · 28th September 2011, 21:51

What do a t-shirt and a computer program have in common?
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They are both composed of many threads!

Fordmanchau · 28th September 2011, 22:32

Got this as a sms.

This message was in hindi, i have translated in English for everybody's convenience!!

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A VERY SERIOUS MESSAGE:

Remember one thing in life always,

Somebody will be there to wipe off your tears.
but..
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Nobody will wipe your running nose,
so always keep a handkerchief with you.

salbin · 28th September 2011, 23:15

Friendly competition!!

Audi Friendly Competition commercial - YouTube

Some more funny commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV8yf...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQwV...eature=related

Kandisa · 29th September 2011, 09:42

A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!

Unknownsatan · 29th September 2011, 12:52

Saw it on someones FB.

IronH4WK · 29th September 2011, 12:59

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Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Saw it on someones FB.

i think it was posted before, but still brings a big smile on my face!

good.car-ma · 29th September 2011, 13:04

A thief planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After planning the operation he broke into the Louvre, stole the paintings and drove off in his van. 2 blocks later the police caught him as he was standing next to his van that had run out of fuel.

The policeman asked him: You planned everything so carefully, managed to deactivate the alarms, hide from the cameras, evade security guards and even get out without any problems. With such planning, how come you overlooked the fact that your van was low on gas?

The thief replied: You see officer, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

Latheesh · 29th September 2011, 13:13

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Originally Posted by Kandisa

A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!

Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future

deepakchiniwal · 29th September 2011, 13:41

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Originally Posted by Latheesh

Looking at the way construction cost going up, I may end up doing something similar in the near future

Or may be "Same as neighbours house"

svsantosh · 29th September 2011, 15:57

a cop ticket in bangalore (email fwd)

oxyzen · 29th September 2011, 16:13

The New Toyota Corolla facelift.

creative420 · 29th September 2011, 16:30

One more exam joke:

Scorcher · 29th September 2011, 16:34

Steve Jobs' career in one line

Swanand Inamdar · 29th September 2011, 16:36

Santa to Banta: What will happen if I dial 001 on my Phone?

Banta: Then, Police jeep will come in reverse gear

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28th September 2011, 21:38	#5221
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 789 Thanked: 555 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Amul's new hoarding on Shoaib Akhtar: "Tab Bhi Phekta tha, Ab Bhi Phekta hai."

28th September 2011, 21:51	#5222
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What do a t-shirt and a computer program have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They are both composed of many threads! Last edited by bluevolt : 28th September 2011 at 22:02.

29th September 2011, 09:42	#5225
Kandisa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Noida Posts: 1,118 Thanked: 560 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A miser has built his new two storied house. He was not in a mood to spend any money for painting the exterior of the house. But upon immense pressure from his wife he agreed to do something about it. Finally he got the exterior painted, but only for the upper floor. And on the walls of the lower floor got this written: "Same as above"!

29th September 2011, 12:52	#5226
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw it on someones FB. Attached Thumbnails

29th September 2011, 13:04	#5228
good.car-ma BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chennai Posts: 163 Thanked: 30 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A thief planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After planning the operation he broke into the Louvre, stole the paintings and drove off in his van. 2 blocks later the police caught him as he was standing next to his van that had run out of fuel. The policeman asked him: You planned everything so carefully, managed to deactivate the alarms, hide from the cameras, evade security guards and even get out without any problems. With such planning, how come you overlooked the fact that your van was low on gas? The thief replied: You see officer, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

29th September 2011, 15:57	#5231
svsantosh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 4,289 Thanked: 8,080 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread a cop ticket in bangalore (email fwd)

29th September 2011, 16:13	#5232
oxyzen Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,074 Thanked: 631 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The New Toyota Corolla facelift.

29th September 2011, 16:30	#5233
creative420 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 580 Thanked: 743 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread One more exam joke: Last edited by creative420 : 29th September 2011 at 16:32. Reason: Picture added

29th September 2011, 16:34	#5234
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Steve Jobs' career in one line Attached Thumbnails

29th September 2011, 16:36	#5235
Swanand Inamdar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,644 Thanked: 587 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Santa to Banta: What will happen if I dial 001 on my Phone? Banta: Then, Police jeep will come in reverse gear .