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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() NEW WEDDING STYLE.... PRIEST: Do you agree to change your facebook status from single to married? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes! PRIEST: I now pronounce you as Husband and Wife. Congratulations, You may now upload your wedding pictures and don't forget to tag me ![]() |
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"Now you many poke the bride. Please upload the wedding photos, and dont forget to tag me." ![]() ![]() | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
Posts: 4,894
Thanked: 6,725 Times
| ![]() This man has evoked some serious reputation for him ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() The Best line which helps to save Money when going out on a Dinner with your Girl Friend, "Bol Kya Khayegi Moti ?" ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Palakkad/Coimbatore
Posts: 1,185
Thanked: 929 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
Posts: 4,894
Thanked: 6,725 Times
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Girl - My Ex- Boylfriend's Status On Facebook Says- "Standing On The Edge of A Bridge..." Friend - So What Did You Comment? Girl - Nothing.., I Just Poked Him !! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vikhroli, Mumbai, India
Posts: 1,502
Thanked: 22 Times
| ![]() Don't know if this is funny, but, I guess even English speakers make mistakes. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vikhroli, Mumbai, India
Posts: 1,502
Thanked: 22 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
Posts: 4,894
Thanked: 6,725 Times
| ![]() Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is Two Hearts and a Diamond, By the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: .
Posts: 1,994
Thanked: 667 Times
| ![]() Save trees. Eat Woodpeckers! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender: MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 3,468
Thanked: 4,090 Times
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