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Old 1st December 2010, 10:25   #4516
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Some More rajni:
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was eaten by Rajni.

*Once, Rajni wrote his autobiography. Today that is known as 'Guinness Book of World Records'.

*When Rajni pokes you on Facebook, you start bleeding.
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Old 1st December 2010, 11:54   #4517
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Yes, but can Rajni do this?

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Old 1st December 2010, 12:29   #4518
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^^^ Guess who trained him?
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Old 1st December 2010, 15:58   #4519
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This is nothing.Rajni launches space shuttles in to the orbit from the terrace of his house by simple blowing air from his mouth.
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Old 1st December 2010, 16:40   #4520
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^^ Now that is a lot of hot air, any which way you look at it
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Old 1st December 2010, 16:52   #4521
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Rajni's septic tank is now owned, operated and maintained by ONGC. Dare you ask why?
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Old 1st December 2010, 19:14   #4522
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Rajni's septic tank is now owned, operated and maintained by ONGC. Dare you ask why?
last thing I want to know about, in the morning
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Old 1st December 2010, 19:38   #4523
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Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.....The Bank Bounced !!!
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Old 2nd December 2010, 11:17   #4524
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Ever wonder why there are so many rajni one-liners on this forum

Well there is noone with a handle 'Rajnikant' on t-bhp !!
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Ever wonder why there are so many rajni one-liners on this forum

Well there is noone with a handle 'Rajnikant' on t-bhp !!
But there is Nitrous with Rajni as his avatar. Should I assume Nitrous is Team BHP's Rajnikanth. I hope the original one is not listening.
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Sorry if its a repost.
Rajni jokes can't be condor'ed.

Condor will be rajin'ed.
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Once Rajni went out of fuel, his starter motor then started running the engine!!
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Rajni jokes can't be condor'ed.

Condor will be rajin'ed.
This is a good one mate!
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Old 2nd December 2010, 13:20   #4529
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Once Rajni went out of fuel, his starter motor then started running the engine!!
@anilisanil: You should have posted it in this thread:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...otive-way.html
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Old 3rd December 2010, 16:51   #4530
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RK can divide by zero.


PS: Sorry if a repost !!!
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