The Official Joke thread

Manoj2268 · 1st December 2010, 10:25

Some More rajni:
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was eaten by Rajni.

*Once, Rajni wrote his autobiography. Today that is known as 'Guinness Book of World Records'.

*When Rajni pokes you on Facebook, you start bleeding.

Newpunter · 1st December 2010, 11:54

Yes, but can Rajni do this?

YouTube - balayya train

silversteed · 1st December 2010, 12:29

^^^ Guess who trained him?

SILVERWOOD · 1st December 2010, 15:58

This is nothing.Rajni launches space shuttles in to the orbit from the terrace of his house by simple blowing air from his mouth.

khoj · 1st December 2010, 16:40

^^ Now that is a lot of hot air, any which way you look at it

anilisanil · 1st December 2010, 16:52

Rajni's septic tank is now owned, operated and maintained by ONGC. Dare you ask why?

vivekiny2k · 1st December 2010, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by anilisanil

Rajni's septic tank is now owned, operated and maintained by ONGC. Dare you ask why?

last thing I want to know about, in the morning

humyum · 1st December 2010, 19:38

Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.....The Bank Bounced !!!

LonelyPlanet · 2nd December 2010, 11:17

Ever wonder why there are so many rajni one-liners on this forum

Well there is noone with a handle 'Rajnikant' on t-bhp !!

ghodlur · 2nd December 2010, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyPlanet

Ever wonder why there are so many rajni one-liners on this forum

Well there is noone with a handle 'Rajnikant' on t-bhp !!

But there is Nitrous with Rajni as his avatar

. Should I assume Nitrous is Team BHP's Rajnikanth

. I hope the original one is not listening.

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 2nd December 2010, 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghodlur

Sorry if its a repost.

Rajni jokes can't be condor'ed.

Condor will be rajin'ed.

anilisanil · 2nd December 2010, 12:01

Once Rajni went out of fuel, his starter motor then started running the engine!!

sajo · 2nd December 2010, 12:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

Rajni jokes can't be condor'ed.

Condor will be rajin'ed.

This is a good one mate!

whitesquall · 2nd December 2010, 13:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by anilisanil

Once Rajni went out of fuel, his starter motor then started running the engine!!

@anilisanil: You should have posted it in this thread:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...otive-way.html

sam_boy · 3rd December 2010, 16:51

RK can divide by zero.

PS: Sorry if a repost !!!

1st December 2010, 10:25	#4516
Manoj2268 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delhi Posts: 310 Thanked: 454 Times	Some More rajni: The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was eaten by Rajni. Once, Rajni wrote his autobiography. Today that is known as 'Guinness Book of World Records'. *When Rajni pokes you on Facebook, you start bleeding.

1st December 2010, 12:29	#4518
silversteed Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City Posts: 2,368 Thanked: 2,239 Times	^^^ Guess who trained him?

1st December 2010, 15:58	#4519
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,209 Thanked: 4,668 Times	This is nothing.Rajni launches space shuttles in to the orbit from the terrace of his house by simple blowing air from his mouth.

1st December 2010, 16:40	#4520
khoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dilli Posts: 2,718 Thanked: 1,288 Times View My Garage	^^ Now that is a lot of hot air, any which way you look at it

1st December 2010, 16:52	#4521
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,420 Thanked: 291 Times	Rajni's septic tank is now owned, operated and maintained by ONGC. Dare you ask why?

1st December 2010, 19:38	#4523
humyum Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,834 Thanked: 5,896 Times	Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.....The Bank Bounced !!!

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LonelyPlanet BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Jam-luru Posts: 324 Thanked: 159 Times	Ever wonder why there are so many rajni one-liners on this forum Well there is noone with a handle 'Rajnikant' on t-bhp !!

2nd December 2010, 12:01	#4527
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,420 Thanked: 291 Times	Once Rajni went out of fuel, his starter motor then started running the engine!!

3rd December 2010, 16:51	#4530
sam_boy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: OD10 -> KA-01 Posts: 226 Thanked: 157 Times View My Garage	RK can divide by zero. PS: Sorry if a repost !!!