9th November 2010, 09:15
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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|  Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories I had to stop reading at work because I was literally going to ROTFLMAO. it's hilarious. |
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9th November 2010, 19:11
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| My contribution to Rajinikanth jokes, not sure if it has been posted, but here goes:- Intel has launched the new i9 processor with the tag line Rajinikanth Inside.  |
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10th November 2010, 14:28
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| What did Obama tell Manmohan Singh? Take our military, our technology, our weapons and our security council seat.............. ....... ....... ...... ...... ...... Just give us Rajnikant |
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10th November 2010, 14:59
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| A few more i received in an email forward. Thought this would be a nice change over the Ranjikant jokes that have been flooded here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man: Is there any way for longlife? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of wanting a longlife will never re-occur to you again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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10th November 2010, 15:33
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| Received as an SMS- Teacher: Which is the only mammal that can fly but gives birth to its little ones on earth? Tintumon: An Airhostess, ma'm [For non-Malloos, Tintumon is a local Dennis the Menace] |
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10th November 2010, 16:37
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| Rajinikanth . . . . . . Why are you looking down? What you visited this thread for is up there!! Last edited by Jayabusa : 10th November 2010 at 16:39. |
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11th November 2010, 16:57
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| Rajnikant killed dilbert's boss and catbert by 'strip'ping the comic |
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11th November 2010, 21:46
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| Lol!! Obama as Indian Politicians! |
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11th November 2010, 23:31
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11th November 2010, 23:56
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| Senior - BHPian  | ^^ Swim across the Pacific ocean, Go straight! Absolutely Hillarious!! |
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11th November 2010, 23:58
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| If Jackie Chan, then why Rajinikanth? Google Image Result for http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D6tXd_ePivI/TMPRVvrCiVI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zBATxbMLDRc/s400/Rajinikanth.jpg Last edited by Jayabusa : 12th November 2010 at 00:07. |
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12th November 2010, 18:54
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12th November 2010, 19:08
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| I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor. |
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12th November 2010, 19:37
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| Another one from google Go to google.com and in the search box type how to find chuck norris Checkout the first link output |
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