The Official Joke thread

gowda79 · 8th December 2010, 17:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by SILVERWOOD

Read at your own risk.

@Silverwood this has been posted in Street Experience Section in Bell the Cat thread

dar3dev|l · 8th December 2010, 17:31

newton: How to write 4 in between 5?

China : Joke

America: Question is wrong...

Pak: If you ask foolish Qus i will kill you.

UK : Not found on net....

India : Rajnikanth replys : " F(IV)E"

TSEA · 9th December 2010, 08:50

This reply from our onsite Coordinator made my day:

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Dear XXX,

Can't reproduce. Me and Mr. YYY tried to make up. But not successful. Someone else has to look into it. I have been trying daily.

Regards,
ZZZZ
================================================== =======

The context was that there was a fault in the software and the onsite team was trying to recreate (reproduce) the problem in test environment.

Scorcher · 10th December 2010, 01:42

Brilliant editing!

YouTube - GTA San Andreas - Tamil ReMix !!! [Part 1]

svsantosh · 10th December 2010, 07:37

A sales person reached the meeting place and text'd to say he did...

The Official Joke thread-27112010073.jpg

ghodlur · 10th December 2010, 08:34

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result — he was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

bnzjon · 10th December 2010, 10:05

One of my friends comment read in facebook today :

This iPhone autocorrect is worrying! Was trying to key in "got free wi-fi in the hotel" and it came out as "got free wife in the hotel"!!! Glad caught it before sending the sms...

2500cc · 10th December 2010, 18:54

"Rajnikant smoked a cigarette and the cigaratte got lung cancer"!

vivekiny2k · 10th December 2010, 19:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by bnzjon

One of my friends comment read in facebook today :

This iPhone autocorrect is worrying! Was trying to key in "got free wi-fi in the hotel" and it came out as "got free wife in the hotel"!!! Glad caught it before sending the sms...

at the risk of re-posting myself, read damnyouautocorrect.com

ntomer · 11th December 2010, 00:34

Brilliant!!! Did you notice Shoaib Malik's expression :-)

khoj · 11th December 2010, 04:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntomer

Brilliant!!! Did you notice Shoaib Malik's expression :-)

Yes, just like that of a sheepishly smiling 'Ghar Jamaayee' gnawing his teeth on the inside

devil_klm · 11th December 2010, 17:22

Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake?
Because Rajanikanth lost his mobile phone in japan in vibrate mode

Wind · 11th December 2010, 19:28

Rajnikant stared at a Vodafone logo this November and it got transformed to the new Airtel logo

jinojohnt · 13th December 2010, 10:36

Don't know whether this can be included in the jokes thread:
Last month I was driving home from work through a (narrow stretch of) city road in second gear, when suddenly the rear-left door of the Santro in front of me, opened. I somewhat panicked and stopped my car, blocking a long line of honking vehicles behind me.
The rear left passenger actually opened the door to spit on the road and then closed the door, all this in a slow moving car.

maddy42 · 13th December 2010, 13:45

Well i hope sheila doesnt watch this (Arey dilli waalo not Dixit yaar, the jawaan one)

YouTube - Sheila ki jawani v. Crazy Japanese guy

8th December 2010, 17:31	#4562
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 290 Thanked: 98 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread newton: How to write 4 in between 5? China : Joke America: Question is wrong... Pak: If you ask foolish Qus i will kill you. UK : Not found on net.... India : Rajnikanth replys : " F(IV)E"

9th December 2010, 08:50	#4563
TSEA BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 420 Thanked: 852 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This reply from our onsite Coordinator made my day: ================================================== ======= Dear XXX, Can't reproduce. Me and Mr. YYY tried to make up. But not successful. Someone else has to look into it. I have been trying daily. Regards, ZZZZ ================================================== ======= The context was that there was a fault in the software and the onsite team was trying to recreate (reproduce) the problem in test environment. Last edited by TSEA : 9th December 2010 at 08:51.

10th December 2010, 08:34	#4566
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,006 Thanked: 4,190 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result — he was reduced to a joke on the internet. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

10th December 2010, 10:05	#4567
bnzjon BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dubai Posts: 836 Thanked: 127 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread One of my friends comment read in facebook today : This iPhone autocorrect is worrying! Was trying to key in "got free wi-fi in the hotel" and it came out as "got free wife in the hotel"!!! Glad caught it before sending the sms...

10th December 2010, 18:54	#4568
2500cc BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 734 Thanked: 349 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "Rajnikant smoked a cigarette and the cigaratte got lung cancer"!

10th December 2010, 07:37	#4565
svsantosh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 3,990 Thanked: 6,173 Times View My Garage	A sales person reached the meeting place and text'd to say he did...

11th December 2010, 00:34	#4570
ntomer BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Delhi Posts: 643 Thanked: 133 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Brilliant!!! Did you notice Shoaib Malik's expression :-) Last edited by FlyingSpur : 12th December 2010 at 15:00. Reason: Please avoid quoting a video in posts. Thanks.

11th December 2010, 17:22	#4572
devil_klm BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago Posts: 453 Thanked: 300 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake? Because Rajanikanth lost his mobile phone in japan in vibrate mode

11th December 2010, 19:28	#4573
Wind BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 277 Thanked: 75 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Rajnikant stared at a Vodafone logo this November and it got transformed to the new Airtel logo

13th December 2010, 10:36	#4574
jinojohnt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 1,124 Thanked: 794 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't know whether this can be included in the jokes thread: Last month I was driving home from work through a (narrow stretch of) city road in second gear, when suddenly the rear-left door of the Santro in front of me, opened. I somewhat panicked and stopped my car, blocking a long line of honking vehicles behind me. The rear left passenger actually opened the door to spit on the road and then closed the door, all this in a slow moving car.