26th December 2011, 19:33
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Long lost brothers  Last edited by Scorcher : 26th December 2011 at 19:35. |
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26th December 2011, 22:27
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| Re: The Official Joke thread An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes," he says, "I can't see well at all these days." The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. Two weeks later the snake returns and tells the doctor he's very depressed. "What's the problem?" the doctor asks, "Didn't the glasses help?" "The glasses are fine, Doc," he says, "but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past four years!" Source: www.askmen.com Last edited by comfortablynumb : 26th December 2011 at 22:29. |
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26th December 2011, 22:35
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A lady driver almost ran me over. But luckily I dived onto the road just in time  |
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26th December 2011, 23:28
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not... |
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26th December 2011, 23:38
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| Re: The Official Joke thread On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store. |
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27th December 2011, 04:25
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign. Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this. |
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27th December 2011, 07:00
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
1. the prev post - the pic with the auto, must go to the weird & whacky mods thread. 2. Your last post with the board in Tamil -it needs translation so that people understand what it is about. | |
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27th December 2011, 08:21
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| Re: The Official Joke thread This is a real incident that happened to me at during my interaction with a senior Toyota showroom official: The facelifted Toyota Fortuner 4x2 is a four-wheel drive vehicle, for that's the primary purpose of the vehicle which Toyota would not wish to deviate from! |
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27th December 2011, 09:56
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
youll get muchos buckaroos for a readymade campaign! | |
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27th December 2011, 10:58
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Special Signature spices now available in Munnar. |
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27th December 2011, 11:15
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Why dont you send this to the company?Quote:
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27th December 2011, 11:21
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread I wonder how this page of the joke thread exists.  (for IT folks. also, people who just browse the internet) |
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27th December 2011, 11:43
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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27th December 2011, 11:53
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Note: Tata Ace was marketed as elephant calf here. For a moment i was thinking what the  | |
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27th December 2011, 13:06
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| Re: The Official Joke thread No matter what boys are driving 5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW, 2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry. But they are not able to overtake a 100 cc Rickshaw, full of GIRLS.  Cheers! Irish |
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