The Official Joke thread

Scorcher · 26th December 2011, 19:33

Long lost brothers

comfortablynumb · 26th December 2011, 22:27

An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes," he says, "I can't see well at all these days." The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. Two weeks later the snake returns and tells the doctor he's very depressed. "What's the problem?" the doctor asks, "Didn't the glasses help?" "The glasses are fine, Doc," he says, "but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past four years!"

Source: www.askmen.com

antorquetik · 26th December 2011, 22:35

A lady driver almost ran me over. But luckily I dived onto the road just in time

Unknownsatan · 26th December 2011, 23:28

Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not...

//M · 26th December 2011, 23:38

On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store.

knaveen · 27th December 2011, 04:25

And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.

Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this.

condor · 27th December 2011, 07:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by knaveen

And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.

@Naveen,
1. the prev post - the pic with the auto, must go to the weird & whacky mods thread.

2. Your last post with the board in Tamil -it needs translation so that people understand what it is about.

nitinbose · 27th December 2011, 08:21

This is a real incident that happened to me at during my interaction with a senior Toyota showroom official:

The facelifted Toyota Fortuner 4x2 is a four-wheel drive vehicle, for that's the primary purpose of the vehicle which Toyota would not wish to deviate from!

mayankk · 27th December 2011, 09:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not...

Unknown, you should probably send this to goodnight!
youll get muchos buckaroos for a readymade campaign!

//M · 27th December 2011, 10:58

Special Signature spices now available in Munnar.

n_aditya · 27th December 2011, 11:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not...

Nice catch.

Why dont you send this to the company?

Quote:

Originally Posted by //M

On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store.

What a creative bunch of folks.

I wonder who even makes these labels to such perfection.

mayankk · 27th December 2011, 11:21

I wonder how this page of the joke thread exists.

(for IT folks.
also, people who just browse the internet)

Unknownsatan · 27th December 2011, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_aditya

Nice catch.

Why dont you send this to the company?

Not taken by me, found it on a friend's FB profile

knaveen · 27th December 2011, 11:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by knaveen

And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.

Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this.

Transalation: "Elephant calf available for rent here. Call xxxxxxx"
Note: Tata Ace was marketed as elephant calf here. For a moment i was thinking what the

Irish · 27th December 2011, 13:06

No matter what boys are driving 5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW, 2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry.

But they are not able to overtake a 100 cc Rickshaw, full of GIRLS.

Cheers!
Irish

26th December 2011, 19:33	#6061
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Long lost brothers Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Scorcher : 26th December 2011 at 19:35.

26th December 2011, 22:27	#6062
comfortablynumb Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pune Posts: 2,068 Thanked: 3,631 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes," he says, "I can't see well at all these days." The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. Two weeks later the snake returns and tells the doctor he's very depressed. "What's the problem?" the doctor asks, "Didn't the glasses help?" "The glasses are fine, Doc," he says, "but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past four years!" Source: www.askmen.com Last edited by comfortablynumb : 26th December 2011 at 22:29.

26th December 2011, 22:35	#6063
antorquetik BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 64 Thanked: 38 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A lady driver almost ran me over. But luckily I dived onto the road just in time

26th December 2011, 23:28	#6064
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not... Attached Thumbnails

26th December 2011, 23:38	#6065
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,567 Thanked: 25,174 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store. Attached Thumbnails

27th December 2011, 04:25	#6066
knaveen BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Chennai Posts: 239 Thanked: 176 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign. Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this. Attached Thumbnails

27th December 2011, 08:21	#6068
nitinbose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa Posts: 1,011 Thanked: 719 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is a real incident that happened to me at during my interaction with a senior Toyota showroom official: The facelifted Toyota Fortuner 4x2 is a four-wheel drive vehicle, for that's the primary purpose of the vehicle which Toyota would not wish to deviate from!

27th December 2011, 10:58	#6070
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,567 Thanked: 25,174 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Special Signature spices now available in Munnar. Attached Thumbnails

27th December 2011, 11:21	#6072
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,235 Thanked: 8,618 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I wonder how this page of the joke thread exists. (for IT folks. also, people who just browse the internet)

27th December 2011, 13:06	#6075
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No matter what boys are driving 5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW, 2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry. But they are not able to overtake a 100 cc Rickshaw, full of GIRLS. Cheers! Irish

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
	Search this Thread: Advanced Search