The Official Joke thread

bluevolt · 8th January 2012, 21:49

Please pardon if this is a repeat - tried searching but nothing similar found.

A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight
And this Was A Big One

After A While,
The Husband Said:

"When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey"

His Bride Replied:

"I Know But I Didn't Want
To Start An Argument In Front
Of All Those People at the Wedding"

_________________________
The Facebook Addiction

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking

T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages

T: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S: Facebook Admin Rights

T: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'HI MOM & DAD'

T: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!

T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books...

This is called FB Addiction...

anachronix · 9th January 2012, 09:41

Powered by a V10

The Power of Audi R8 V10 - Chennai - YouTube

Scarlet_Rider · 9th January 2012, 12:29

Man to Doctor : Is there any way for living a long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No! But the thought of living a long life will never come to your mind!

bullock-Car · 9th January 2012, 15:21

A classic Santa from Khushwant sings column
--------------------------------------------
Santa was learning English one day he was given the following to translate from Hindi to ENglish;
"Dukh Hamesha Saath Rahta Hain
Sukh Aata jaata Hain"
(Sorrow stays with you while happiness comes and goes"
for which Santa translated this as
" Wife stays with you while wife's sister comes and goes"

karanraheja · 9th January 2012, 23:21

Life is too short to remove USB devices safely

Unknownsatan · 10th January 2012, 00:50

Good lord, what all we have to see...

prashant.dinkar · 10th January 2012, 13:48

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.

The next morning while they were eating breakfast, theyoung woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

"That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs betterlaundry soap."

Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, theyoung woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder, who taught her this?"

The husband said, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."

neoranjit · 10th January 2012, 19:02

This town probably has the best police force or one of those journalists from times now

Patriot_Vishwas · 10th January 2012, 19:08

Some are cute but most of them are funny,especially the Pug

Anand123 · 10th January 2012, 21:33

Brilliant!

karanraheja · 10th January 2012, 23:49

Bajaj RE60 Explained

Latheesh · 11th January 2012, 10:52

Bangalore MG Road....

Courtesy: Whoever clicked this pic...I dont know

Irish · 11th January 2012, 12:04

A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.Tech.

Father asked "Who is she?"

Son replied "My Campus Selection!"

Cheers!
Irish

Scarlet_Rider · 11th January 2012, 12:41

Taking regular power naps in the afternoons can revitalize you a lot. You will be so revitalized that you will have good energy to look out for a new job!

avingodb · 11th January 2012, 12:49

A real joke here.

At the autoexpo me and a friend were happy to look at the electric Logan concept at the Mahindra Pavillion. We were discussing that how smart on part of Mahindra to buy two sets of technologies from different companies, integrate them and then label it under their name. We were also happy to see auto transmission and so on.

Then comes another guy, knocks at the door of the car and shouts at another "Fiber ka bana hai! (this is made of Fiber!)"

8th January 2012, 21:49	#6181
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Please pardon if this is a repeat - tried searching but nothing similar found. A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight And this Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People at the Wedding" _________________________ The Facebook Addiction Teacher: What will you do after growing up? Student: Facebooking T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME? S: Admin of facebook pages T: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up? S: Facebook Admin Rights T: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS? S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'HI MOM & DAD' T: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU? S: My facebook password! T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE? S: Facebook but never face your books... This is called FB Addiction...

9th January 2012, 12:29	#6183
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 863 Thanked: 1,843 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Man to Doctor : Is there any way for living a long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No! But the thought of living a long life will never come to your mind!

9th January 2012, 15:21	#6184
bullock-Car BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 200 Thanked: 172 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A classic Santa from Khushwant sings column -------------------------------------------- Santa was learning English one day he was given the following to translate from Hindi to ENglish; "Dukh Hamesha Saath Rahta Hain Sukh Aata jaata Hain" (Sorrow stays with you while happiness comes and goes" for which Santa translated this as " Wife stays with you while wife's sister comes and goes"

9th January 2012, 23:21	#6185
karanraheja Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Coimbatore Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Life is too short to remove USB devices safely

10th January 2012, 00:50	#6186
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Good lord, what all we have to see... Attached Thumbnails

10th January 2012, 13:48	#6187
prashant.dinkar BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ellicott City/New Delhi Posts: 79 Thanked: 53 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, theyoung woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs betterlaundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, theyoung woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder, who taught her this?" The husband said, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."

10th January 2012, 19:02	#6188
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 196 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread This town probably has the best police force or one of those journalists from times now Attached Thumbnails Last edited by neoranjit : 10th January 2012 at 19:04.

10th January 2012, 19:08	#6189
Patriot_Vishwas BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 178 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Some are cute but most of them are funny,especially the Pug Attached Thumbnails

10th January 2012, 21:33	#6190
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,311 Thanked: 5,344 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Brilliant! Attached Thumbnails

10th January 2012, 23:49	#6191
karanraheja Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Coimbatore Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bajaj RE60 Explained Attached Thumbnails

11th January 2012, 10:52	#6192
Latheesh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CNN/BLR Posts: 4,341 Thanked: 10,632 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bangalore MG Road.... Courtesy: Whoever clicked this pic...I dont know Attached Thumbnails

11th January 2012, 12:04	#6193
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.Tech. Father asked "Who is she?" Son replied "My Campus Selection!" Cheers! Irish

11th January 2012, 12:41	#6194
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 863 Thanked: 1,843 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Taking regular power naps in the afternoons can revitalize you a lot. You will be so revitalized that you will have good energy to look out for a new job!

11th January 2012, 12:49	#6195
avingodb BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Delhi/Mumbai Posts: 700 Thanked: 764 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A real joke here. At the autoexpo me and a friend were happy to look at the electric Logan concept at the Mahindra Pavillion. We were discussing that how smart on part of Mahindra to buy two sets of technologies from different companies, integrate them and then label it under their name. We were also happy to see auto transmission and so on. Then comes another guy, knocks at the door of the car and shouts at another "Fiber ka bana hai! (this is made of Fiber!)"