The Official Joke thread

sa_kiran · 18th February 2013, 12:10

A lady says to her doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What can I do to cure him of that?
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak while he is awake!

libranof1987 · 19th February 2013, 06:13

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Originally Posted by esteem_lover

Could you please translate all the other lines too ? And (I am silly) who is banta ?

Note from the Team-BHP Support Staff: Kindly remove images from original post if quoting a reply. This causes inconvenience to the dial-up users.

So, the joke here is.. there still are people using dial-up? :P

Samurai · 19th February 2013, 08:08

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Originally Posted by libranof1987

So, the joke here is.. there still are people using dial-up? :P

Good point, may be we should change it to Edge users.

PPS · 19th February 2013, 21:31

Being 'in a relationship' and being 'in the hospital' is all the same .. Everyone asks 'serious hai kya?'

ACS · 20th February 2013, 10:18

5 Frogs Sitting On A Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
How Many Are Left?
Still 5 Left
Moral: “Lot Of Difference Between Deciding And Doing“

1self · 20th February 2013, 21:39

People ACTUALLY do this! OMG!

dZired · 22nd February 2013, 10:11

Got this as a whatsapp forward.

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SDP · 22nd February 2013, 11:57

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Originally Posted by dZired

Got this as a whatsapp forward.

..

Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing

this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.

sa_kiran · 22nd February 2013, 12:05

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Originally Posted by SDP

Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.

This out of the box and inside the box is killing the camel. Poor animal, feel sad for it.

mayankk · 22nd February 2013, 12:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDP

Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing

this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.

That's not India.

IronH4WK · 22nd February 2013, 17:42

The Reality of Developer’s Life

aah! them good ol' days

courtesy: www.javacodegeeks.com

BuildUpGypsy · 25th February 2013, 01:39

Listen tho this convo..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ch-wBCGnGs

sagarpadaki · 26th February 2013, 10:15

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Originally Posted by BuildUpGypsy

Listen tho this convo..

http://www.Youtube.com/watch?v=3Ch-wBCGnGs

That was hilarious!!! It made my day! Thanks

Warwithwheels · 26th February 2013, 10:55

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Originally Posted by BuildUpGypsy

Listen tho this convo..

The conversation looks quite fabricated towards the end of the clip. Eh?

car-dent · 26th February 2013, 12:50

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Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

The conversation looks quite fabricated towards the end of the clip. Eh?

looks like a prank call from some FM station...

18th February 2013, 12:10	#7681
sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 517 Thanked: 169 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A lady says to her doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What can I do to cure him of that? Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak while he is awake!

19th February 2013, 21:31	#7684
PPS Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,491 Thanked: 3,764 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Being 'in a relationship' and being 'in the hospital' is all the same .. Everyone asks 'serious hai kya?'

20th February 2013, 10:18	#7685
ACS BHPian Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Bangalore Posts: 35 Thanked: 8 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 5 Frogs Sitting On A Log. 4 Decide To Jump Off. How Many Are Left? Still 5 Left Moral: “Lot Of Difference Between Deciding And Doing“

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22nd February 2013, 10:11	#7687
dZired Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,862 Thanked: 7,963 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a whatsapp forward.

22nd February 2013, 17:42	#7691
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