The Official Joke thread

yo222 · 26th August 2014, 01:53

25/08 22:18] MvAnndKdyl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfHxl...e_gdata_player

☝☝☝ watch the video. Alia the genius

IronH4WK · 26th August 2014, 09:07

I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it

Rajeev1 · 26th August 2014, 12:00

"I want by a new car i am selling maa car car iss very very good conditoin no touchup all tyre iss good no mechinkal work car iss mint condition"

Would you buy a used Skoda Superb from a guy who writes such a description for his car which he intends to sell? His reason for sale is of course - "I want by new car".

Here are the details for those interested.

http://classifieds.team-bhp.com/buy-...a/Superb.html/

Posting it in the jokes thread as laughs are guaranteed !

m_upreti · 26th August 2014, 12:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it

We all got it today... my 7 year old is still searching around

yo222 · 26th August 2014, 12:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by m_upreti

We all got it today... my 7 year old is still searching around

Now the only surprise would be of your kiddo comes back with a smile saying that he had found a car which unlocked with that toy key :sly:

m_upreti · 26th August 2014, 12:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo222

Now the only surprise would be of your kiddo comes back with a smile saying that he had found a car which unlocked with that toy key :sly:

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride....

and I would be driving a Range Rover

yo222 · 26th August 2014, 21:53

Aalia bhatt: if petrol pumps are gonna be on strike from today, will they also stop showing Crime Petrol (Patrol) on Sony TV???

ad3952n · 26th August 2014, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it

Absolutely hilarious to be honest. Though the intention of the Ad is simple but that one liner from you makes it worth a hearty laugh!

Really liked it.

Thanks

ad3952n · 27th August 2014, 00:42

Folks! What if, we try to replicate our car's looks with facial expressions?

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Link: https://www.facebook.com/autogadgetblog

Thanks

noopster · 27th August 2014, 15:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo222

Aalia bhatt: if petrol pumps are gonna be on strike from today, will they also stop showing Crime Petrol (Patrol) on Sony TV???

She's actually not as dumb as she is made out to be.

Not by a long shot

.

n_aditya · 27th August 2014, 16:01

If you think buying the Xiaomi Mi3 was a pain, wait till you order for the Mi3 Screen Guard.

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IronH4WK · 27th August 2014, 16:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by noopster

She's actually not as dumb as she is made out to be.

condored!

check the 2nd post of this page

ad3952n · 27th August 2014, 22:55

With the way I spend money on my car, my future is very clear!

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Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes...type=3&theater

Thanks

nitinbose · 28th August 2014, 08:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by StepUP!

Auto rickhsaw driver, grocery seller and
common shop keeper thinks that you earn at least 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.

How true! Nobody is genuinely aware of the dips and hazards in the IT sector :(

IronH4WK · 28th August 2014, 08:43

Marvel movies in a nutshell

Courtesy: 9GAG

26th August 2014, 09:07	#8432
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26th August 2014, 12:00	#8433
Rajeev1 BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Bangalore Posts: 206 Thanked: 464 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "I want by a new car i am selling maa car car iss very very good conditoin no touchup all tyre iss good no mechinkal work car iss mint condition" Would you buy a used Skoda Superb from a guy who writes such a description for his car which he intends to sell? His reason for sale is of course - "I want by new car". Here are the details for those interested. http://classifieds.team-bhp.com/buy-...a/Superb.html/ Posting it in the jokes thread as laughs are guaranteed !

27th August 2014, 00:42	#8439
ad3952n Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P) Posts: 1,579 Thanked: 1,879 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Folks! What if, we try to replicate our car's looks with facial expressions? Link: https://www.facebook.com/autogadgetblog Thanks

27th August 2014, 16:01	#8441
n_aditya Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 5,373 Thanked: 3,806 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread If you think buying the Xiaomi Mi3 was a pain, wait till you order for the Mi3 Screen Guard.

27th August 2014, 22:55	#8443
ad3952n Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P) Posts: 1,579 Thanked: 1,879 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread With the way I spend money on my car, my future is very clear! Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes...type=3&theater Thanks

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yo222 Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: May 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 47 Thanked: 15 Times	Aalia bhatt: if petrol pumps are gonna be on strike from today, will they also stop showing Crime Petrol (Patrol) on Sony TV???

28th August 2014, 08:43	#8445
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,152 Times	Marvel movies in a nutshell Courtesy: 9GAG Attached Thumbnails