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Old 26th August 2014, 01:53   #8431
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25/08 22:18] MvAnndKdyl:



☝☝☝ watch the video. Alia the genius
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I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it
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Old 26th August 2014, 12:00   #8433
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"I want by a new car i am selling maa car car iss very very good conditoin no touchup all tyre iss good no mechinkal work car iss mint condition"

Would you buy a used Skoda Superb from a guy who writes such a description for his car which he intends to sell? His reason for sale is of course - "I want by new car".

Here are the details for those interested.

http://classifieds.team-bhp.com/buy-...a/Superb.html/

Posting it in the jokes thread as laughs are guaranteed !
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I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it
We all got it today... my 7 year old is still searching around
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We all got it today... my 7 year old is still searching around

Now the only surprise would be of your kiddo comes back with a smile saying that he had found a car which unlocked with that toy key :sly:
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Now the only surprise would be of your kiddo comes back with a smile saying that he had found a car which unlocked with that toy key :sly:
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.... and I would be driving a Range Rover
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Aalia bhatt: if petrol pumps are gonna be on strike from today, will they also stop showing Crime Petrol (Patrol) on Sony TV???
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I got the key to my new car! Now, if I could only find out where they've parked it
Absolutely hilarious to be honest. Though the intention of the Ad is simple but that one liner from you makes it worth a hearty laugh!

Really liked it.

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Folks! What if, we try to replicate our car's looks with facial expressions?

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Link: https://www.facebook.com/autogadgetblog

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Aalia bhatt: if petrol pumps are gonna be on strike from today, will they also stop showing Crime Petrol (Patrol) on Sony TV???
She's actually not as dumb as she is made out to be. .
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If you think buying the Xiaomi Mi3 was a pain, wait till you order for the Mi3 Screen Guard.

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She's actually not as dumb as she is made out to be.
condored!

check the 2nd post of this page
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With the way I spend money on my car, my future is very clear!

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Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes...type=3&theater

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Auto rickhsaw driver, grocery seller and
common shop keeper thinks that you earn at least 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.
How true! Nobody is genuinely aware of the dips and hazards in the IT sector :(
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Marvel movies in a nutshell

Courtesy: 9GAG
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