4th June 2014, 17:33
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| Distinguished - BHPian   Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Ranchi
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4th June 2014, 20:49
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6th June 2014, 19:33
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| WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS Anonymous: Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help. Reply by male columnist: Dear anonymous. Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!!  |
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6th June 2014, 20:15
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| Don't know if this is shared here before, but it's funny. |
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6th June 2014, 23:08
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| BHPian  | The Official Joke thread Driver for sale http://www.olx.com/iid-628423701 He says "I am very handsome and experienced" I wonder what he wants to drive!! Sent from my iPad using Team-BHP Last edited by Anupam : 6th June 2014 at 23:11. |
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7th June 2014, 11:27
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| This one is from Facebook, mens humor page. Hit thanks if you like it.:thumbup: |
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7th June 2014, 14:37
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| I allowed him to cut me off. |
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7th June 2014, 15:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Some of you would know.  Quote:
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8th June 2014, 14:50
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9th June 2014, 15:24
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| Re: The Official Joke thread More from Imgur. If GRRM wrote The Lion King:  And this:  |
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9th June 2014, 18:22
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| BHPian Join Date: May 2014 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Caught this excerpt on the rear of a cab in Bangalore. Oxford Dictionary -  |
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10th June 2014, 12:20
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| BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A WhatsApp Fwd  |
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13th June 2014, 00:18
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|  Made this myself. |
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18th June 2014, 15:23
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A few from my end, some of them my clicks, others as usual, saved from various sources A grab from an email. Wonder if it fell off the roof!  Clicked it in Bhubaneshwar on our way to Sikkim. NH5 was being repaired  Another one grabbed from an email. The message of course, is great  Our Labrodor at home trying to fit into the M&M Duro  One from Mangalore, was parked in an isolated spot at midnight near a cemetery.  Another one grabbed from an email. Not sure, why they chose this, being a water supplier!  Cheers AG |
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18th June 2014, 16:00
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Quote:
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