The Official Joke thread

ramzsys · 31st July 2015, 10:58

Even if the copycat directors don't give credit, Google will always know. ..

poised2drive · 1st August 2015, 16:17

O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..

The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !

Here is the link to it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdIpoE2LEps

This one, down here, is a kind of spoof to it on how one can mishear it basing on alien words. Listen to the original before listening to the spoof ... [ and be careful not to hold any cups of tea or coffee while you listen to this ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

Hope I am not condored !

mayankk · 1st August 2015, 18:28

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..

Hope I am not condored !

Non condored , you salsa cookie!!
Oh man, I'll never be able to hear it straight again!!!

Arjun Reddy · 1st August 2015, 18:41

Nice one. The racing line while walking.

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IronH4WK · 1st August 2015, 21:12

I always knew Canon was the best

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poised2drive · 1st August 2015, 21:59

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Non condored , you salsa cookie!!
Oh man, I'll never be able to hear it straight again!!!

Want 'mooooore Tuuuna' !?

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

I always knew Canon was the best

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That's the legendary Gustav Gun - the most Dangerous CANON

IronH4WK · 1st August 2015, 22:26

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..

This was the background score used for old Old Spice ad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poised2drive

This one, down here, is a kind of spoof to it on how one can mishear it basing on alien words.

Salsa cookies, send him to North Korea.. Almost died laughing!

Thanks for sharing; made my day

TheTeacher · 2nd August 2015, 18:43

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..

That was priceless! I was ROFL for a long, long time! The warning about the tea / coffee was very much needed, thanks for that as well. This is a classic and both videos have been downloaded to my disk for repeated viewing.

yosbert · 3rd August 2015, 17:24

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !

ROFL. Right in the league of the epic '

Benny Lava

'.

pedrolourenco · 3rd August 2015, 19:14

Got this on Facebook. Almost certainly photoshopped.

ramzsys · 6th August 2015, 09:27

Quoting from the accidents thread.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Bangalore

got this as a watsapp forward

its not filmy but was for real, lucky nobody go hurt

I would bet that it was a domestic tussle that it is going on. The spouse in the rear seat should have said something very nasty.

FuelInjector · 6th August 2015, 10:17

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !
Hope I am not condored !

absolute laughter rut

Thanks for sharing. Yes - its like the old old-spice ad.

No offence meant to Rajkumar fans, but this video has done some rounds and does have a laughter quotient for its lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLANW0D4KQ

vinay kamath · 9th August 2015, 11:38

A wealthy Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

carwatcher · 9th August 2015, 12:53

You've been Condored.

This joke surely have a record for being re-posted most no. of times.

For Eg.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2481700

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Originally Posted by vinay kamath

A wealthy Singh walks into a bank....

vinay kamath · 9th August 2015, 13:45

carwatcher , you win !

Three Monkeys,

hear no evil
say no evil
see no evil !

31st July 2015, 10:58	#9061
ramzsys Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NH209 Posts: 1,785 Thanked: 1,467 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Even if the copycat directors don't give credit, Google will always know. .. Attached Thumbnails

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pedrolourenco Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Margao, Goa Posts: 1,477 Thanked: 2,058 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this on Facebook. Almost certainly photoshopped. Attached Thumbnails

9th August 2015, 11:38	#9073
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,379 Thanked: 1,947 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A wealthy Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan. One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

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vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,379 Thanked: 1,947 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread carwatcher , you win ! Three Monkeys, hear no evil say no evil see no evil ! Attached Thumbnails Last edited by vinay kamath : 9th August 2015 at 13:47.

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Arjun Reddy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,530 Thanked: 2,901 Times	Nice one. The racing line while walking.

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IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,152 Times	I always knew Canon was the best