The Official Joke thread

GTO · 2nd July 2015, 16:02

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ani_meher · 2nd July 2015, 18:01

^^^ The placement of the comma really shows that the sender struggled to avoid a few curses, before continuing the sentence.

1self · 3rd July 2015, 07:20

Air support! Not what you thought!

FuelInjector · 3rd July 2015, 09:27

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Originally Posted by mayankk

You can't see the dosa, because stone cold said so!!

you made my day bro. cant stop laughing looking at this poster

IronH4WK · 3rd July 2015, 11:07

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Originally Posted by 1self

Air support! Not what you thought!

that top portion of the picture is actual game footage from Battlefield 3.

latest acquisition by S.W.A.T teams around the world

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mayankk · 3rd July 2015, 21:29

Oh, well, certification accepted.

createrkid · 3rd July 2015, 23:42

After going through a few pages, I can make out that quite a few people are 9gaggers. Quite a small world indeed. :-)

vinay kamath · 4th July 2015, 12:39

A man has been arrested for getting an Aadhaar card made of his dog in the district, police said.
Azam Khan (35), who is working as a supervisor at an Aadhaar enrollment agency in Umri town, about 45 kms from the district headquarters, was arrested on Thursday following a complaint that he had made an Aadhaar card for his dog, Bhind Superintendent of Police Navneet Bhasin said today.
The dog’s Aadhaar card reads: ‘Tommy Singh’, s/o Sheru Singh, Year of 26/11/2009 and sex as male, he said.

The matter came to light when the locals complained to the Umri Police that they were facing lot of problems in registering for Aadhaar card, while, they alleged that the agency was issuing cards in the names of dogs and other animals. Following probe, Khan was arrested and a case of forgery was registered against him. Police is further investigating the matter to know whether the accused had made more such cards.

http://indianexpress.com/article/tre...-made-for-dog/

Octane_Power · 4th July 2015, 13:36

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Originally Posted by GTO

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Hahahaha!

After seeing this, I can only imagine Raghu (the bald guy from Roadies) shouting "Tu Dubai jayega??!!"

-Bhargav

1self · 5th July 2015, 08:10

I do ever so often feel like this!

Gannu_1 · 8th July 2015, 21:32

So true!

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arunphilip · 9th July 2015, 09:02

Chris Harris: Asking the Porsche GT car boss Andreas Preuninger what the third pedal, and the lever between the seats on the Porsche Cayman GT4 are used for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nu6Brg9pf0

IronH4WK · 12th July 2015, 14:43

Yep, busy busy busy

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schakravarthy · 12th July 2015, 14:51

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

Yep, busy busy busy

Speaking of USB, heard this one..?

"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."

khoj · 13th July 2015, 01:06

Yeah, this one won't hold as the inventor of the USB is Ajay V. Bhatt a Hindu, will be cremated for sure

2nd July 2015, 16:02	#9016
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 71,875 Thanked: 323,142 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Received via WhatsApp

2nd July 2015, 18:01	#9017
ani_meher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pune Posts: 1,989 Thanked: 4,102 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ The placement of the comma really shows that the sender struggled to avoid a few curses, before continuing the sentence.

3rd July 2015, 07:20	#9018
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Air support! Not what you thought! Attached Thumbnails

3rd July 2015, 21:29	#9021
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,236 Thanked: 8,628 Times View My Garage	Oh, well, certification accepted. Attached Thumbnails

3rd July 2015, 23:42	#9022
createrkid BHPian Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Dhaka, BD Posts: 277 Thanked: 469 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread After going through a few pages, I can make out that quite a few people are 9gaggers. Quite a small world indeed. :-)

4th July 2015, 12:39	#9023
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,380 Thanked: 1,953 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A man has been arrested for getting an Aadhaar card made of his dog in the district, police said. Azam Khan (35), who is working as a supervisor at an Aadhaar enrollment agency in Umri town, about 45 kms from the district headquarters, was arrested on Thursday following a complaint that he had made an Aadhaar card for his dog, Bhind Superintendent of Police Navneet Bhasin said today. The dog’s Aadhaar card reads: ‘Tommy Singh’, s/o Sheru Singh, Year of 26/11/2009 and sex as male, he said. The matter came to light when the locals complained to the Umri Police that they were facing lot of problems in registering for Aadhaar card, while, they alleged that the agency was issuing cards in the names of dogs and other animals. Following probe, Khan was arrested and a case of forgery was registered against him. Police is further investigating the matter to know whether the accused had made more such cards. http://indianexpress.com/article/tre...-made-for-dog/ Attached Images

5th July 2015, 08:10	#9025
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I do ever so often feel like this! Attached Thumbnails

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Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,339 Thanked: 20,688 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread So true!

12th July 2015, 14:43	#9028
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,153 Times	Yep, busy busy busy

13th July 2015, 01:06	#9030
khoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dilli Posts: 2,718 Thanked: 1,288 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Yeah, this one won't hold as the inventor of the USB is Ajay V. Bhatt a Hindu, will be cremated for sure