A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes………..
Wife: Is that batsman Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: Ok. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘Hi’ to?
Husband: He is signaling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV, fed up.
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra?
Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me.
Womens' Era carried this one
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone
Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.
All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.
Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Sudent is quiet…..
Teacher tries again: agar tere paas 5 idli hai aur main tere 5 idli le lu, tere paas kya bachega?
Student: sambar aur chutney
Patni. : Mera gaana shuru hote hi aap turant balcony me jakar kyu khade hote ho..?
Pati. : Taki padosiyonko ye galatfahmi na ho ki mai kahi tumhara gala naa daba raha hun...
Last edited by Samurai : 23rd April 2015 at 00:42.
Reason: back-to-back posts