The Official Joke thread

poised2drive · 4th March 2015, 21:48

Courtesy - Facebook !

Soumyajit9 · 4th March 2015, 23:34

From Facebook...Coming very soon....

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Ferrariwell · 5th March 2015, 00:51

Creating such stuff has kind of become a hobby

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Gansan · 5th March 2015, 11:12

I overheard this on a train the other day (discussion about the current H1N1 pandemic):

"Better to stay vegetarian. After all, the brinjal can't catch a fever and transmit it to you!"

srikanthns · 5th March 2015, 18:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soumyajit9

From Facebook...Coming very soon....

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Trivandrum is a slightly conservative city compared to others or even Ernakulam in Kerala. Seeing the newer bikes, represented by Newgen in the pic, my office driver (nearing 60yrs) commented, "Rider on Ground floor, Pillion rider on First floor"

Hatari · 6th March 2015, 12:46

What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

Roomy · 6th March 2015, 15:28

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Originally Posted by Hatari

What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

Cars or bikes for that matter. I have my occasional dosage of laughter looking at the demanded prices for their 'immaculate ride'. Agreed, well maintained vehicles are sought after and at a premium, but c'mon even premium has a limit!

Akshay S · 9th March 2015, 07:36

What were you looking at?

Source: 9gag.com

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vinay kamath · 9th March 2015, 13:54

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".

1self · 9th March 2015, 16:47

The Chinese....expected I'd say! But then again....imitation is the best form of flattery.

http://youtu.be/F0ZiTZUQZuY

Octane_Power · 9th March 2015, 17:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by srikanthns

Trivandrum is a slightly conservative city compared to others or even Ernakulam in Kerala. Seeing the newer bikes, represented by Newgen in the pic, my office driver (nearing 60yrs) commented, "Rider on Ground floor, Pillion rider on First floor"

Infact that is really the case with R15 V2.0 !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatari

What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

True that! A modded 2006 Black Civic is up for sale. Looks nice and is well maintained agreed. But 7 Lacs? Just too ambitious!!

-Bhargav

mayankk · 9th March 2015, 21:54

Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions.

BoneCollector · 9th March 2015, 22:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

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That's a good one. There are some jokes that only an automobile enthusiast can understand.

Mr.Boss · 9th March 2015, 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions.

May be retained from their previous car

Fuldagap · 9th March 2015, 23:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions.

Which Lamborghini is the cover from?

And can we make out if that's a Super Sport or no?

4th March 2015, 21:48	#8776
poised2drive BHPian Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Vijayawada-HYD Posts: 493 Thanked: 1,339 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Courtesy - Facebook ! Attached Thumbnails

4th March 2015, 23:34	#8777
Soumyajit9 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: BLR Posts: 1,543 Thanked: 1,801 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread From Facebook...Coming very soon....

5th March 2015, 00:51	#8778
Ferrariwell BHPian Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Mumbai. Posts: 243 Thanked: 819 Times	Creating such stuff has kind of become a hobby Check my Instagram for more ! http://instagram.com/p/zsOH9iELit/

5th March 2015, 11:12	#8779
Gansan Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,636 Thanked: 6,018 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I overheard this on a train the other day (discussion about the current H1N1 pandemic): "Better to stay vegetarian. After all, the brinjal can't catch a fever and transmit it to you!"

6th March 2015, 12:46	#8781
Hatari Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Calcutta Posts: 1,901 Thanked: 927 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What is the height of optimism? Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

9th March 2015, 07:36	#8783
Akshay S Newbie Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16 Thanked: 9 Times	What were you looking at? Source: 9gag.com Last edited by Aditya : 10th March 2015 at 12:26. Reason: Inserting image

9th March 2015, 13:54	#8784
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,380 Thanked: 1,953 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".

9th March 2015, 21:54	#8787
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,235 Thanked: 8,618 Times View My Garage	Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions. Attached Thumbnails