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Old 7th May 2015, 14:35   #8911
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nice. Reminds me of the old one: "My keyboard doesn't have an any key!"
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From our very own classifieds something caught my eye. Thats a kings ransom which someone is expecting for a used Kinetic Honda and a Bajaj Chetak. The description is also rather amusing. Does the seller expect to get any response at all?
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nice. Reminds me of the old one: "My keyboard doesn't have an any key!"
even funnier message is the one which says: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
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' see & smile
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Ironically, don't they lose something?
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Old 8th May 2015, 16:05   #8916
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A graduate always pays his debts.

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Old 8th May 2015, 19:11   #8918
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A man staggers into the police station totally drunk at 3 in the morning and tells the officer on duty, "I'd like to have a word with that thief you guys arrested who broke into our house last week."

Sensing trouble, the officer informs him that this is against police policy and would not be possible.

"You don't understand," says the man. "I'd just like to find out how he managed to get into the house without waking up my wife."
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A forward from Facebook - a reflection of our current times
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Old 9th May 2015, 15:14   #8920
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Yes. Visa approved. If this was a joke, I'd love to meet the guys behind it. Must be Izzard level funnies, they.
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Yes. Visa approved. If this was a joke, I'd love to meet the guys behind it. Must be Izzard level funnies, they.
Lol! With the likes of Obama, Dhoni etc in his well-wishers' list, it was merely a formality.
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Witty forwards from a dear friend 'AG':

Court has given Salman Khan a suspended sentence, and given him time to get married & settle down.
After that he himself will prefer jail.

Salman Khan's newly released book, "The art of good timing..... Accidents & Charity".

Media surrounds Salman's car for a reaction on the verdict.
Salman takes the drivers seat
Media runs for their lives....
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Old 9th May 2015, 21:45   #8923
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Not sure if this has been posted before
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True, that! Says it all!
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Warning : Put your coffee mug away before entering the site

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