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Old 1st April 2015, 22:23   #8851
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Check what google has to show today.

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Old 1st April 2015, 23:19   #8852
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Anti-Braking System is essential... to avoid being rear-ended!
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On a little serious note, is that really being implemented ??
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Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.
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Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.
Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.
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Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.
Never thought the joke can be extended further.
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To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....
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To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....
Another one:

To err is human; to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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About time someone told 'em!
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CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Santram: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror... aur Buri Nazar wale tera munh kala at the back of our vehicles...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu daam kam kar
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Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy .
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Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: its the Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just wanna talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Then talk to each other.

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Maybe that's Charlie Harper selling his Accord
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Even dogs understand their owner's love for cars!
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