The Official Joke thread

Manoj2268 · 1st April 2015, 22:23

Check what google has to show today.

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Thad E Ginathom · 1st April 2015, 23:19

Anti-Braking System is essential... to avoid being rear-ended!

Soumyajit9 · 2nd April 2015, 08:10

On a little serious note, is that really being implemented ??

calypsoGT · 2nd April 2015, 09:30

Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.

rohanjf · 2nd April 2015, 10:07

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Originally Posted by calypsoGT

Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.

Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.

calypsoGT · 2nd April 2015, 10:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohanjf

Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.

Never thought the joke can be extended further.

sa_kiran · 3rd April 2015, 10:42

To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....

saket77 · 3rd April 2015, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by sa_kiran

To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....

Another one:

To err is human; to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

1self · 4th April 2015, 08:38

About time someone told 'em!

Sheel · 5th April 2015, 13:29

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Santram: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror... aur Buri Nazar wale tera munh kala at the back of our vehicles...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu daam kam kar

pramodkumar · 9th April 2015, 16:24

Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy

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1self · 12th April 2015, 08:44

Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: its the Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just wanna talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Then talk to each other.

IronH4WK · 12th April 2015, 12:12

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Originally Posted by pramodkumar

Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy

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Maybe that's Charlie Harper selling his Accord

navsjab · 12th April 2015, 15:15

Even dogs understand their owner's love for cars!

mayankk · 13th April 2015, 22:31

With you, the force is.

1st April 2015, 22:23	#8851
Manoj2268 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delhi Posts: 310 Thanked: 454 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Check what google has to show today.

1st April 2015, 23:19	#8852
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,469 Thanked: 30,154 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Anti-Braking System is essential... to avoid being rear-ended!

2nd April 2015, 08:10	#8853
Soumyajit9 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: BLR Posts: 1,543 Thanked: 1,801 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread On a little serious note, is that really being implemented ??

2nd April 2015, 09:30	#8854
calypsoGT Newbie Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Bangalore Posts: 22 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.

3rd April 2015, 10:42	#8857
sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 514 Thanked: 171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread To err is HUMAN.... To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....

4th April 2015, 08:38	#8859
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread About time someone told 'em! Attached Thumbnails

5th April 2015, 13:29	#8860
Sheel Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Purnea (Bihar) Posts: 10,012 Thanked: 15,144 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..." Santram: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror... aur Buri Nazar wale tera munh kala at the back of our vehicles... Don't worry about our safety...Tu daam kam kar

9th April 2015, 16:24	#8861
pramodkumar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gods own country Posts: 2,306 Thanked: 2,268 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy . Pramod Last edited by pramodkumar : 9th April 2015 at 16:25.

12th April 2015, 08:44	#8862
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Police: Knock Knock Me: Who is it? Police: its the Police. Me: What do you want? Police: We just wanna talk Me: How many of you are there? Police: 2 Me: Then talk to each other.

12th April 2015, 15:15	#8864
navsjab BHPian Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Hamilton, CA Posts: 262 Thanked: 1,388 Times View My Garage	Even dogs understand their owner's love for cars! Attached Thumbnails

13th April 2015, 22:31	#8865
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