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Old 10th March 2015, 01:33   #8791
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Much needed safety advisory...The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1426134442.604935.jpg
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Old 12th March 2015, 10:34   #8794
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Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?
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Old 12th March 2015, 12:05   #8795
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Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?
Yeah, but it's in disguise, you see.
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Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?
Looks like you missed the joke there.
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Old 12th March 2015, 13:04   #8797
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Sorry what's missed in the joke. You mean the covered car
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Sorry what's missed in the joke. You mean the covered car
To put it simply: The cover is a Lamborghini one- and the car inside it is a Bugatti. The Bugatti- is a total misfit.

My response: 'Tis a wolf in sheep's clothing!

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Dont know if this has been posted earlier. If so, Mods pls delete it.


Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

*"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

*"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

*"Quattro is just ze name of ze bloody auto" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

*"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

*The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

*"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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^^^Seen that one umpteen times!
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Old 13th March 2015, 08:01   #8801
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OR....in our country....RAJNIKANT!
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An old Apple Macintosh ad circa 1993.
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Old 13th March 2015, 17:15   #8803
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Taking it to the Extreme.
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^^

How does the damn thing even turn? The rider would have to fully swivel his torso.
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Old 13th March 2015, 22:32   #8805
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Hahaha. he might have run out of fuel, hoping someone from the station will help
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