The Official Joke thread

Octane_Power · 10th March 2015, 01:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions.

That's the new W16 Lambo!!!!!

-Bhargav

Akshay S · 10th March 2015, 08:32

Signs of a future Bhpian 😝
Source: 9gag.com

reverse_gear · 12th March 2015, 09:57

Much needed safety advisory...

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Mashblue · 12th March 2015, 10:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Posted on facebook, and understandably, no reactions.

Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?

mayankk · 12th March 2015, 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mashblue

Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?

Yeah, but it's in disguise, you see.

benbsb29 · 12th March 2015, 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mashblue

Isn't it a Bugatti Veyron?

Looks like you missed the joke there.

Dieseldunk · 12th March 2015, 13:04

Sorry what's missed in the joke. You mean the covered car

FINTAIL · 12th March 2015, 14:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dieseldunk

Sorry what's missed in the joke. You mean the covered car

To put it simply: The cover is a Lamborghini one- and the car inside it is a Bugatti. The Bugatti- is a total misfit.

My response: 'Tis a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Ameya Janvekar · 12th March 2015, 17:06

Dont know if this has been posted earlier. If so, Mods pls delete it.

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

*"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

*"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

*"Quattro is just ze name of ze bloody auto" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

*"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

*The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

*"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

FINTAIL · 12th March 2015, 21:50

^^^Seen that one umpteen times!

1self · 13th March 2015, 08:01

OR....in our country....RAJNIKANT!

Gannu_1 · 13th March 2015, 16:58

An old Apple Macintosh ad circa 1993.

Mashblue · 13th March 2015, 17:15

Taking it to the Extreme.

Manoj2268 · 13th March 2015, 21:55

^^

How does the damn thing even turn? The rider would have to fully swivel his torso.

Mashblue · 13th March 2015, 22:32

Hahaha. he might have run out of fuel, hoping someone from the station will help

10th March 2015, 08:32	#8792
Akshay S Newbie Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16 Thanked: 9 Times	Signs of a future Bhpian 😝 Source: 9gag.com Attached Thumbnails

12th March 2015, 21:50	#8800
FINTAIL Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,233 Thanked: 1,245 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^Seen that one umpteen times!

13th March 2015, 08:01	#8801
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread OR....in our country....RAJNIKANT! Attached Thumbnails

13th March 2015, 16:58	#8802
Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,338 Thanked: 20,682 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread An old Apple Macintosh ad circa 1993.

13th March 2015, 17:15	#8803
Mashblue BHPian Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 292 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Taking it to the Extreme. Attached Thumbnails

12th March 2015, 09:57	#8793
reverse_gear BHPian Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Mumbai Posts: 293 Thanked: 385 Times	Much needed safety advisory...

12th March 2015, 13:04	#8797
Dieseldunk BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Chennai,Bangalo Posts: 435 Thanked: 290 Times	Sorry what's missed in the joke. You mean the covered car

12th March 2015, 17:06	#8799
Ameya Janvekar BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Mumbai Posts: 44 Thanked: 68 Times	Dont know if this has been posted earlier. If so, Mods pls delete it. Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of ze bloody auto" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons." "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

13th March 2015, 21:55	#8804
Manoj2268 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delhi Posts: 310 Thanked: 453 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ How does the damn thing even turn? The rider would have to fully swivel his torso.

13th March 2015, 22:32	#8805
Mashblue BHPian Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 292 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Hahaha. he might have run out of fuel, hoping someone from the station will help