[sidpunjabi]

A smooth way to Heaven!!

[sparky@home]

This was a good one...

[wrongturn]

The 'Laura' one would have made this explicit but complete.

[mmxylorider]

Play of Words!!!


In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 87,568 trees.
I know, because I kept a log.

I just bought my Wife a new refrigerator.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.

A century ago, 2 brothers insisted that it was possible to fly......
and as you can see, they were Wright.

The last thing my Grandfather said to me was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.

When your Wife comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings....
..you know she’s a keeper.

My new Physical Therapist suggested I start doing lunges.
It just seems like a big step to me.

I told my Wife we couldn’t afford her chiropractor visits anymore.
She got all bent out of shape over it.

My wife tripped and spilled the entire basket of clothes she just ironed.
I was there to see it all unfold.

I’m so happy, my Psychiatrist told me that I’m finally cured!
Her exact words were “ There’s nothing more we can do for you.”

[srini1785]

Politician to Students :

Students!, don't enter politics. Did we ever get into studies?.

[murillo]

Be warned, the bikes here rant!

And I am not going on any safari without first knowing what "cemal" is.

Clicked in Pushkar in January 2020.

[turbospooler]

Originally Posted by murillo

Be warned, the bikes here rant!

And I am not going on any safari without first knowing what "cemal" is.

Clicked in Pushkar in January 2020.

When did Jeep launch Safari?
Hope they do a better job than Tata!

[msdivy]

Originally Posted by turbospooler

When did Jeep launch Safari?
Hope they do a better job than Tata!

Jeep Safari is actually a Mahindra!

[murillo]

I want to try that buffer system.

Clicked in Pushkar in January 2020.

[DWind]

If you use different plates to eat all you can it is called a Buffet, if you use the same plate (Thali) to eat all you can it is called a Buffer!
Oxford English Dictionary, Please take note.

[Venkatesh]

Hello Team-BHP World. Big thanks to Moderators for approving my membership.
Ivanka Taj Mahal trip gets the photoshop treatment. It all started with actor/singer diljit dosanjh when he took a funny spin by photoshopping himself into the image which followed by some crazy edits. Ivanka took them in a sporty way quoted the tweet with reply that she appreciate the warmth of Indian people and she made some new friends

[saket77]

^^^These guys will destroy the budding relationship between India and the US

[adi.mariner]

Saw this on OLX today. Didn't know Honda had this variant as well.

[msprabhakar]

Originally Posted by Venkatesh

Hello Team-BHP World. Big thanks to Moderators for approving my membership.
Ivanka Taj Mahal trip gets the photoshop treatment. It all started with actor/singer diljit dosanjh when he took a funny spin by photoshopping himself into the image which followed by some crazy edits. Ivanka took them in a sporty way quoted the tweet with reply that she appreciate the warmth of Indian people and she made some new friends

Photoshop: Invented by Adobe...perfected by Venkatesh!

[Torq]

Originally Posted by adi.mariner

Saw this on OLX today.

OMG the vtec has gone nuclear!
Move over EVs, we've got atomic power