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Old 29th January 2020, 15:15   #10351
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A smooth way to Heaven!!

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Old 3rd February 2020, 20:46   #10352
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This was a good one...
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Old 4th February 2020, 20:40   #10353
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The 'Laura' one would have made this explicit but complete.
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Old 5th February 2020, 06:40   #10354
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Play of Words!!!


In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 87,568 trees.
I know, because I kept a log.

I just bought my Wife a new refrigerator.
I canít wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Hi, Iím Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.

A century ago, 2 brothers insisted that it was possible to fly......
and as you can see, they were Wright.

The last thing my Grandfather said to me was ďItís worth it to spend money on good speakers.Ē
That was some sound advice.

When your Wife comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings....
..you know sheís a keeper.

My new Physical Therapist suggested I start doing lunges.
It just seems like a big step to me.

I told my Wife we couldnít afford her chiropractor visits anymore.
She got all bent out of shape over it.

My wife tripped and spilled the entire basket of clothes she just ironed.
I was there to see it all unfold.

Iím so happy, my Psychiatrist told me that Iím finally cured!
Her exact words were ď Thereís nothing more we can do for you.Ē
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Old 5th February 2020, 15:30   #10355
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Politician to Students :

Students!, don't enter politics. Did we ever get into studies?.
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Old 12th February 2020, 17:08   #10356
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Be warned, the bikes here rant!

And I am not going on any safari without first knowing what "cemal" is.

Clicked in Pushkar in January 2020.
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Old 14th February 2020, 14:46   #10357
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Be warned, the bikes here rant!

And I am not going on any safari without first knowing what "cemal" is.

Clicked in Pushkar in January 2020.
When did Jeep launch Safari?
Hope they do a better job than Tata!
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When did Jeep launch Safari?
Hope they do a better job than Tata!
Jeep Safari is actually a Mahindra!
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Old 20th February 2020, 16:23   #10359
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I want to try that buffer system.

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Old 21st February 2020, 00:04   #10360
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If you use different plates to eat all you can it is called a Buffet, if you use the same plate (Thali) to eat all you can it is called a Buffer!
Oxford English Dictionary, Please take note.

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Old 2nd March 2020, 08:35   #10361
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Hello Team-BHP World. Big thanks to Moderators for approving my membership.
Ivanka Taj Mahal trip gets the photoshop treatment. It all started with actor/singer diljit dosanjh when he took a funny spin by photoshopping himself into the image which followed by some crazy edits. Ivanka took them in a sporty way quoted the tweet with reply that she appreciate the warmth of Indian people and she made some new friends The Official Joke thread-img_20200302_081759.jpg

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^^^These guys will destroy the budding relationship between India and the US
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Old 3rd March 2020, 02:35   #10363
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Saw this on OLX today. Didn't know Honda had this variant as well.
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Old 3rd March 2020, 05:46   #10364
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Hello Team-BHP World. Big thanks to Moderators for approving my membership.
Ivanka Taj Mahal trip gets the photoshop treatment. It all started with actor/singer diljit dosanjh when he took a funny spin by photoshopping himself into the image which followed by some crazy edits. Ivanka took them in a sporty way quoted the tweet with reply that she appreciate the warmth of Indian people and she made some new friends
Photoshop: Invented by Adobe...perfected by Venkatesh!
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Old 3rd March 2020, 07:50   #10365
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Saw this on OLX today.
OMG the vtec has gone nuclear!
Move over EVs, we've got atomic power
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