The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 31st August 2020, 13:23

Who relates?

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adi.mariner · 31st August 2020, 23:01

Really not the best name at the moment..

VWAllstar · 31st August 2020, 23:08

Another honorable mention would be the C Port Charger in Abarth & Linea Tjet

Rahul Bhalgat · 1st September 2020, 00:59

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Could not understand. Tried a few times but could not make out. Can you please explain?

RajaTaurus · 1st September 2020, 18:12

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Originally Posted by Rahul Bhalgat

Could not understand. Tried a few times but could not make out. Can you please explain?

Let me explain. When I bought Mitsubishi Cedia in 2007, I used to take my family to shopping in Chennai, let them go inside the shops and come back outside. I used to look at my car and also look at those whose heads turned. Just stand there like a security and stare at the car. People passing by must have been thinking "Who Can This Fool Be".. Courtesy: Jim Reeves.
Yes. The pure admiration towards the new car is much more that Crazy.

mayankk · 10th September 2020, 09:38

Now taking offers from restoration experts

adi.mariner · 20th September 2020, 22:33

Only in Pune.
Translation - 2BHK Flat for Rent on 3rd Floor, No Lift, 65 Steps.

Malyaj · 21st September 2020, 20:40

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Originally Posted by adi.mariner

Only in Pune.
Translation - 2BHK Flat for Rent on 3rd Floor, No Lift, 65 Steps.

Puneites will go to any length to avoid conversation. Hence they make it as informative as possible.

RedTerrano · 27th September 2020, 10:35

Short version:
Family plays Ludo during lockdown.
Father consistently defeats his 24 year old daughter.
Daughter files a complaint in family court against dad for breach of trust.

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Long version:
https://www.opindia.com/2020/09/daug...ludo-cheating/

This is funny and sad at the same time.

Failure is part of life. Such kids are just not used failure, nor are they taught how to cope with it.
This is why we need to stop that everyone is a winner, here is your participation medal crap.

vredesbyrd · 6th October 2020, 11:53

Just out of my meme oven. Careful! Still hot!

NPV · 9th October 2020, 09:14

If you're a visual learner and wanna learn how the Java main method works

https://youtu.be/1D5rad58P4o

Oxy · 30th October 2020, 19:58

Fresh one, apt for the forum too

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revvharder · 3rd November 2020, 19:30

Now I know why I have started losing mine

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IndigoXLGrandDi · 9th November 2020, 16:40

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Originally Posted by vredesbyrd

Just out of my meme oven. Careful! Still hot!

Please help me understand this.

vredesbyrd · 9th November 2020, 16:45

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Originally Posted by IndigoXLGrandDi

Please help me understand this.

Tata seems to be afraid of automatic gearboxes despite having done excellent tuning with Hexa, Harrier and acceptable levels with the Nexon. Their inability to get an automatic car on the road is rather long (or inexistent). 2020MY Thar wouldn't even stand a chance if they had a Safari 4x4 AT. It almost sounds like they are afraid of automatic transmission.

31st August 2020, 13:23	#10441
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,174 Thanked: 8,257 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Who relates? Dot dot dot

31st August 2020, 23:01	#10442
adi.mariner BHPian Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Pune Posts: 532 Thanked: 1,310 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Really not the best name at the moment.. Attached Thumbnails

31st August 2020, 23:08	#10443
VWAllstar BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Mumbai Posts: 982 Thanked: 2,503 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Another honorable mention would be the C Port Charger in Abarth & Linea Tjet Attached Thumbnails

10th September 2020, 09:38	#10446
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,174 Thanked: 8,257 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Now taking offers from restoration experts Attached Thumbnails

20th September 2020, 22:33	#10447
adi.mariner BHPian Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Pune Posts: 532 Thanked: 1,310 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Only in Pune. Translation - 2BHK Flat for Rent on 3rd Floor, No Lift, 65 Steps. Attached Thumbnails

27th September 2020, 10:35	#10449
RedTerrano BHPian Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Pune Posts: 973 Thanked: 7,648 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Short version: Family plays Ludo during lockdown. Father consistently defeats his 24 year old daughter. Daughter files a complaint in family court against dad for breach of trust. Long version: https://www.opindia.com/2020/09/daug...ludo-cheating/ This is funny and sad at the same time. Failure is part of life. Such kids are just not used failure, nor are they taught how to cope with it. This is why we need to stop that everyone is a winner, here is your participation medal crap.

6th October 2020, 11:53	#10450
vredesbyrd BHPian Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: UP32/Freeport 7 Posts: 963 Thanked: 3,521 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Just out of my meme oven. Careful! Still hot! Attached Thumbnails

30th October 2020, 19:58	#10452
Oxy BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 243 Thanked: 521 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Fresh one, apt for the forum too

3rd November 2020, 19:30	#10453
revvharder BHPian Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: DL Posts: 288 Thanked: 1,205 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Now I know why I have started losing mine