The Official Joke thread

@og_adi · 23rd August 2021, 11:03

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sparky@home · 27th August 2021, 14:17

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

‘This is the 21st century dad,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers no more........... Here, you can use my I-Pad.'

I can tell you this........ that wasp never knew what hit it!

vredesbyrd · 22nd September 2021, 12:13

Low quality OC. Please enjoy.

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jeeva · 23rd September 2021, 11:40

One from the T-bhp classifieds section.
A 1990 Omni (he is pushing it for a "vintage" tag) and comes with an asking price of 15L. I'd like to really know what this guy's been smoking!

Axe77 · 23rd September 2021, 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeva

One from the T-bhp classifieds section.
A 1990 Omni (he is pushing it for a "vintage" tag) and comes with an asking price of 15L. I'd like to really know what this guy's been smoking!

Good strategy, if nothing else.

Seller: 15 lakhs!!!
Buyer: Not a rupee over 2 lakhs!!
Seller: SOLD!!!

PS: On a more realistic note, maybe he meant 1.5 lakh. Or even 15,000. And typo'd out on the zeroes. Who's to say.

RajaTaurus · 29th September 2021, 09:30

Volkswagen's Upcoming Launches:
TIGAUN
TAUGIN
TUGIAN
TAIUGN

CrAzY dRiVeR · 5th October 2021, 14:26

Based on recent events:

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ron178 · 8th October 2021, 10:35

I don't know if these have been posted here, or whether this is even the right thread for it, but the USA's IIHS has been 'crash-testing' Lego vehicles and assigning 'ratings'.

https://youtu.be/J7RnS63Z2sM

https://youtu.be/DlEyAxj4EGY

https://youtu.be/Flbs7j17j3M

Germany's ADAC Technik-Zentrum (the official test laboratory for Global NCAP's #SaferCarsForIndia and #SaferCarsForAfrica projects, and Latin NCAP; and an accredited laboratory for Euro NCAP and by extension ANCAP) has been performing these too.

https://youtu.be/J2ECwX7Dl0c

https://youtu.be/mubmaH3kcEg

Also seen here in a clear view is the propulsion system used by the laboratory for bringing the car up to required test speed. Should help clear any doubts from the minds of those who were wondering if cars with AEB would have an unfair advantage in the offset-deformable barrier test.

comfortablynumb · 8th October 2021, 10:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by ron178

I don't know if these have been posted here, or whether this is even the right thread for it....

Might be more appropriate in this thread:

https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shift...o-technic.html (Lego Technic)

adi.mariner · 8th October 2021, 17:42

Received this SMS today. Why would anyone want to work here?

mayankk · 8th October 2021, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by adi.mariner

Received this SMS today. Why would anyone want to work here?

I think that's too little money per day to slap the eel. What if it's electric?

dailydriver · 12th October 2021, 15:40

Amazon often comes up with pleasant surprises. Sometimes, surprises get morphed into shocking listings.

Available here is an apparently new iteration of shirts wearable by men (from Mars???).

For your viewing pleasure:

anjan_c2007 · 5th November 2021, 15:59

My message to FB friends :-
I am scared to write
Happy birthday (someone's name) these days!
The spell check could do:
Happy birthday Jasper for Jaspreet
Happy birthday Shame for Shyam
Hence in these hyperactive spell check times, its only "Happy birthday" and no name!
Please bear up with me.

sparky@home · 5th November 2021, 18:45

I was forwarded this one, and found it worth sharing...

Fillmore · 6th November 2021, 21:14

Out of this world car seats..

23rd August 2021, 11:03	#10531
@og_adi BHPian Join Date: Mar 2021 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 64 Thanked: 536 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread

27th August 2021, 14:17	#10532
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. ‘This is the 21st century dad,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers no more........... Here, you can use my I-Pad.' I can tell you this........ that wasp never knew what hit it!

22nd September 2021, 12:13	#10533
vredesbyrd BHPian Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Freeport 7 Posts: 900 Thanked: 3,239 Times Infractions: 0/2 (9)	Re: The Official Joke thread Low quality OC. Please enjoy.

23rd September 2021, 11:40	#10534
jeeva BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: DXB / Nilgiris Posts: 769 Thanked: 1,280 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread One from the T-bhp classifieds section. A 1990 Omni (he is pushing it for a "vintage" tag) and comes with an asking price of 15L. I'd like to really know what this guy's been smoking! Attached Thumbnails

29th September 2021, 09:30	#10536
RajaTaurus Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tenkasi, TN Posts: 1,119 Thanked: 473 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Volkswagen's Upcoming Launches: TIGAUN TAUGIN TUGIAN TAIUGN

5th October 2021, 14:26	#10537
CrAzY dRiVeR Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bangalore / TVM Posts: 17,183 Thanked: 73,520 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Based on recent events: Last edited by CrAzY dRiVeR : 5th October 2021 at 14:33.

8th October 2021, 17:42	#10540
adi.mariner BHPian Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Pune Posts: 524 Thanked: 1,291 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Received this SMS today. Why would anyone want to work here? Attached Thumbnails

12th October 2021, 15:40	#10542
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,437 Times	Re: Media / Ad Blunders Amazon often comes up with pleasant surprises. Sometimes, surprises get morphed into shocking listings. Available here is an apparently new iteration of shirts wearable by men (from Mars???). For your viewing pleasure: Attached Thumbnails

5th November 2021, 15:59	#10543
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,335 Thanked: 20,658 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread My message to FB friends :- I am scared to write Happy birthday (someone's name) these days! The spell check could do: Happy birthday Jasper for Jaspreet Happy birthday Shame for Shyam Hence in these hyperactive spell check times, its only "Happy birthday" and no name! Please bear up with me.

5th November 2021, 18:45	#10544
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I was forwarded this one, and found it worth sharing... Attached Thumbnails

6th November 2021, 21:14	#10545
Fillmore BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 492 Thanked: 581 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Out of this world car seats..