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Old 13th November 2020, 23:23   #10456
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Cross posting from New Cars Price Thread.
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https://www.carandbike.com/news/diwa...ome-topstories

If official statement are stating 2.5L off then I reckon the actual discount is even higher especially in Dec
We have seen many unexpected things in 2020. Now November, 2020 too has 31 days.
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Old 15th November 2020, 14:39   #10457
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Maybe he's planning to enter tolls by reversing the car!
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Got this as a WhatsApp forward yesterday - its hilarious:
"Globalncap got no chill": Link
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Maybe he's planning to enter tolls by reversing the car!
Is it true that by reversing into a toll booth you get a credit, rather than a debit?
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Tough one indeed...

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Tough one indeed...

Depending on FWD /RWD one should choose the tyre with more traction get into safer side (F or R)
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Tough one indeed...
Just retrace the same path how it got there in the first place.
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Tough one indeed...

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No rocket science, definitely backward
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Tough one indeed...

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Logically, one retraces the path. If the challenge is to go forward, then turn right and left. It's going to be a chore but one can get out.

But saner option is to retrace.
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Is it true that by reversing into a toll booth you get a credit, rather than a debit?
I once bought a two way ticket but didn't return the same way. The very next day I travelled the same way I had bought the ticket. The boothman said this isn't valid. I was very much within the stipulated 24 hours. But h refused to accept that ticket, saying that the system didn't recognise the two same way entries.

I argued, but I was in a hurry. And he was very low level. So I paid up, went my way
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If monolith appears in India
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Interesting to watch!
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This has got to be the funniest piece of sports related writing I have ever read.

https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/behold...ut/2020/08/25/
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To be honest, took me a couple of seconds too.
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