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Old 5th April 2017, 14:07   #9706
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Sorry about the repeat one but search didnt yield so I posted
No, it does.
Look at the very first search result

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At the restaurant, after a meal.

Wife to Husband : Please give the waiter a good tip.

Husband to Waiter : Never get married.
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Blinker fluid seems low

http://mb.ntd.tv/inspired/video/dad-...fools-day.html
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Aadhar conundrum - Centre makes Aadhaar mandatory to apply for Aadhaar

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Few from the United episode:

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Such a dimwit at the helm of the world's most advanced military superpower! This CinC doesn't know where his missiles are headed! God save us all! Keep those launch codes at a safe distance Chief! But he remembers tucking into that 'beautiful piece of chocolate cake'! Next he may not know the difference between Pakistan and Rajasthan, both are 'sthan's' aren't they??!!

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Tired of backseat drivers? This guy was .

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If you crush a marshmallow bunny, it looks like Kim Jong-Un

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A new perspective on United....those of us who have experienced their cabin service will empathize.
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SO this is a headline:

65-yr-old who stole cars to woo women arrested

What can one say?
Good on yer, murgatroyd!!

It IS what it says. Read here
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How do you prepare a Beer Dosa?

This question haunted me for a while after going through this snippet in a leading English newspaper. (Look at line 4).
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A sudden flash in the mind told me that it could be the autocorrect version of Neer Dosa-a popular variety of rice pan cake .

But Bengaluru being what it is, one can't really be sure. There could indeed be a dish called Beer Dosa.
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How do you prepare a Beer Dosa?

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Instead of using water for soaking/grinding/ fermenting/ getting right consistency, use beer instead
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An Indian at IKEA pushing his trolley around and collided with a young Swede pushing his cart.

The Indian said to the young guy, "Sorry, but I am looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't careful where I was going".

The young Swede says, "That's OK. It is a coincidence. I am looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I am getting a little desperate".

The Indian says, "Well, maybe we could help each other" and asks "What does your wife look like?".

The Swede says, "She is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, big blue eyes and she was wearing tight white shorts and a low cut see through top" and asks "What does your wife look like?".

The Indian says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!".
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