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Old 18th November 2016, 15:04   #9631
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It is "GOLDEN" not "GOLD"!!
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Old 18th November 2016, 16:34   #9632
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How should I read it


I would think it's the first. People have generally made fun of Jeep Cherokee to have become more of a luxury vehicle than a "true" Jeep. So it's like the older Cherokee refusing to admit that it shares its DNA the new Cherokee
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I did not realise that Maruti Swift ZDI had come in a goods carrier option also
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Spotts is my friend's Dalmatian dog!
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Found this on 9gag

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Enjoy your Sunday evening. You will understand the conversation if you don't follow cricket.
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This brings out all the many cliches our society has been known for.
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Easiest way to convert Black Money to White Money (Mathematically proven!)

Lets denote every unit of Black Money as -1 and every unit of White Money as +1
-1= i^2=ii= √(-1) √(-1)= √(-1 -1)= √(+1)= +1
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Towards the end of a wedding, the bride's father approached the groom and said,
"Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but I have to fulfill your wish regardless. Here's the packet of *Four Underwear* you asked for."

The groom was startled, then looked at his message again... In a rage, he smashed his iPhone on the floor... "Bloody Autocorrect! It was supposed to be *Ford Endeavour*'!!"

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One of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

What is the most amazing thing you overheard because people didn't think you understood their language?

Jason Yeaman

While I was in Oman, I over heard a German speaking to a hotel employee (who was shining the golden fittings on a staircase railing) at the Al Bustian. It didn't seem like the employee understood Deutsch (I didn't know what the German was saying either) and the guy was visibly irritated. Probably not because of the language barrier issue, but because he seemed to be in a hurry and he was walking around humped over as if he was injured.

The German guy finally had enough and screamed, Nuq dah ooh pooch pa eh! (Spelling my be inaccurate ) , in desperation. That's when the employee grabbed him and dragged him around the corner.

I stood in compete amazement at what just happened baffled, as I contemplated the odds of this scenario:

An Omani who didn't understand Deutsch and a German who (probably) didn't speak English or Arabic were just observed by an American -(myself) who cant spell and barely speaks his own native English properly - as one asked the other, Where is the bathroom!

In Klingon.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A man meets his friend
who has started wearing ear rings.

He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?"

"ever since my wife
found them in my car !!"

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