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Old 22nd May 2022, 15:29   #10576
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Bangalore only ??? Same for Delhi too



Definitely not Delhi. Delhi is the one city where you can actually use the fifth gear at times (and Mumbai, with the sealink).
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Old 28th May 2022, 20:45   #10577
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Guys, today marks my first month without any sugar.

Running 5 km each day and yoga before breakfast.

No caffeine.

All fruit and veggies that are organic.

The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great!

I plan to make this my new lifestyle. Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free, caffeine-free and sugar-free. And working out for 2 hours every day!

I don't know whose post this is, but I was so proud of him that I decided to copy and paste it here.




(A social media forward)
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Old 28th May 2022, 21:40   #10578
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Guys, today marks my first month without any sugar.

Running 5 km each day and yoga before breakfast.

No caffeine.

All fruit and veggies that are organic.

The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great!

I plan to make this my new lifestyle. Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free, caffeine-free and sugar-free. And working out for 2 hours every day!

I don't know whose post this is, but I was so proud of him that I decided to copy and paste it here.




(A social media forward)
I read a different version of this: the last line of the forwarded message read: "have successfully adopted all these great habits, just one thing remains- yet to get rid of habit of lying"
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Old 30th May 2022, 07:51   #10579
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I will say no more
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Old 11th June 2022, 16:36   #10580
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If you want to drive a Toyota fortuner , Stop taking advice from BMW owners .


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One of the funniest bits I've seen ever!
The panic and squealing gets you....

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Old 13th June 2022, 17:36   #10582
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One of the Best explanation
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Man i laughed seeing this!!

Perfect example of how a designer who knows nothing about cars might have made a faux pax by showing $100M+ of supercar as a Avis rental option.

Lady who commented at the bottom pointed out some other good inconsistencies too...

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Old 5th July 2022, 00:30   #10584
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I will say no more
It was just worshipped HARD!
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Old 13th July 2022, 18:26   #10585
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Found this on twitter.

F1 drivers, if they went to NASCAR.
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Watch till the end
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Old 9th August 2022, 14:41   #10587
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Got the below as a forward

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Old 11th August 2022, 11:57   #10588
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Need to attend a reception on coming Saturday. So I was checking the reviews of the venue with regards to availability of parking. Came across this 'unprofessional electrician '.

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It is heartening to note that the owner had noticed his broken number plate and diligently acted upon it
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Literally on the floor laughing

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