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Old 3rd September 2015, 07:54   #9106
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@mayankk : No. Justice to his handle would be done if he solved all threads of this case. And lot of alphabets still missing. 😇

But this is not a joking matter and the forum is better off not discussing this. Least of all on this thread.
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Old 3rd September 2015, 14:33   #9107
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Well, you do your handle justice, yeah?
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@mayankk : No. Justice to his handle would be done if he solved all threads of this case. And lot of alphabets still missing.
Time to grab my hat! Wish it was that easier!!

But I'm sure it's not just me here who's following this high profile murder case. It has fascinated many others too.
Love, Betrayel and Money. This case has everything.
And I'm sure all the alphabets have been found. Only hidden confessions remaining but not just from the main suspects.

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Yes, correct.

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Well, he did it this time

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Roses are grey,
Violets are grey.....
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We see a lot of them now a days

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The classic version of that is the now-famous On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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Old 18th September 2015, 22:56   #9112
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So Sean Connery's agent calls him one day and says,"Sean, audition tomorrow. Be there ten-ish."

Sean,"Tennish? But I don't have a racquet."
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A joke thread on an automotive site? OK, here goes:

Stupid Inventions (That You'd Use Every Day)
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When Economic Times invented a new system

'common JAIL injection systems'
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Catching up on the VW emissions thread on TBHP, I came across these 2 posts in quick succession, that made the teenaged boy in me have a giggle. Yes, I still need to grow up
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When Economic Times invented a new system

'common JAIL injection systems'
I think Economic times took the story from 'Reuters' as can be seen in the snapshot. Generally the story is completely copied as it is without modifications. So probably cannot credit Times with such invention
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So I heard the Germans are in the news. And how
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This theme is going to run, run and run!

VW becomes a meme ...and in the worst possible way.
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Dear Mods,
Can posts directly mocking VW about the pollution scam be made? Or will it be considered excessively insensitive to VW owners ?

Just got a WhatsApp message joking with a meme that Volkswagen should change their tagline from "Das Auto" to "Das Hazaar Auto" suggesting, obviously with the latest developments, that they pollute like those kerosene-run Auto Rick's.

P.S. : Purposely 'killed' the joke in this post so that offensi-vitis doesn't take over leading to my post being reported.
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Dear Mods,
Can posts directly mocking VW about the pollution scam be made? Or will it be considered excessively insensitive to VW owners ?
I hope that the answer to that will be a resounding Yes They Can!

Why should we even think of using kid gloves in handling this? The jokes are going to be made anyway, world-wide. For T-BHP to be all stony-faced about it because one or two drivers might get upset is just unrealistic.

I've already left a forum because I found that offending the sensibilities of audiophools was not acceptable: I really don't want drivers to be the next on the list.

I'm sorry for making a strong reaction to your post, but I mean it to be strong, because I find the suggestion completely unacceptable.

NB, if it makes any difference, I am a VW owner, and a long-term admirer of their cars.
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