The Official Joke thread

Manoj2268 · 23rd November 2015, 11:18

That's Nivit Bhasin, isn't it and You reposted from CarThrottle, didn't you? :-D.

The Strangest part of the video is the number of the car automatically changes from DL to HR at the ens of the video.

silversteed · 23rd November 2015, 11:42

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Originally Posted by santhosh_kumard

Don't know if subtle humour would be appreciated nowadays...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manoj2268

That's Nivit Bhasin

For your reading pleasure:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/modifi...elhi-read.html

Manoj2268 · 23rd November 2015, 11:46

^^

I was reading the exact same thread to relive my early days at Tbhp...The OEM suzuki alloys had more value than the Tin can Nivit conjured up at the end of the video...

Thad E Ginathom · 23rd November 2015, 15:03

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

The scent of REAL MEN!

I have never, ever used male perfumes, aftershaves, etc. I dislike them all, and much prefer to smell of nothing but me.

But now... they have made one just for me!

Even better would be DeOxit

djpeesh · 24th November 2015, 00:37

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Originally Posted by silversteed

For your reading pleasure:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/modifi...elhi-read.html

Anyone noticed the typo in the graphic?

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All round, the show is pathetic. They're trying to be like Overhaulin but instead the show needs overhauling.

IronH4WK · 24th November 2015, 23:49

good they didn't discover this when i was in school; would have been taken by surprise

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adrian · 25th November 2015, 20:30

Canine version of "Every breath you take"

mpksuhas · 29th November 2015, 16:41

Service advisor fully made out the issue customer explainednand put it word by word.

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createrkid · 1st December 2015, 11:03

Came up with this joke on the way to college, not sure if it exits.

How do I switch over to sports mode in my car? Simple, I just switch off the AC. :-)

mayankk · 1st December 2015, 11:07

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Originally Posted by createrkid

Came up with this joke on the way to college, not sure if it exits.

How do I switch over to sports mode in my car? Simple, I just switch off the AC. :-)

Thats not a joke. Its a feature, though earlier it was turbo, not sports. We didnt know sports mode in 97. My zen had a turbo button in the middle of the console.

Latheesh · 1st December 2015, 18:29

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Originally Posted by createrkid

How do I switch over to sports mode in my car? Simple, I just switch off the AC. :-)

That used be our mod Suhas's signature before moving to Polo TSi

ankan.m.blr · 2nd December 2015, 10:30

Whatsapp forward : Offered lift to a friend on way to home, he politely refused "sorry man, in a hurry today" and continued walking.
( #BangaloreTraffic )

Bh.P · 3rd December 2015, 09:18

This may be more suitable for the accidents thread, but it says "Accidents in India". Since this happened elsewhere, posting it here. May be we should start a scary thread.

https://www.facebook.com/NowThisNews...2286318194826/

But the comments on the video make it a good candidate for the jokes thread.

TheRajput · 4th December 2015, 16:40

Saw this on instagram:

msdivy · 6th December 2015, 17:39

This was expected,

23rd November 2015, 11:18	#9241
Manoj2268 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delhi Posts: 310 Thanked: 452 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread That's Nivit Bhasin, isn't it and You reposted from CarThrottle, didn't you? :-D. The Strangest part of the video is the number of the car automatically changes from DL to HR at the ens of the video.

23rd November 2015, 11:46	#9243
Manoj2268 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Delhi Posts: 310 Thanked: 452 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ I was reading the exact same thread to relive my early days at Tbhp...The OEM suzuki alloys had more value than the Tin can Nivit conjured up at the end of the video...

24th November 2015, 23:49	#9246
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,152 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread good they didn't discover this when i was in school; would have been taken by surprise

25th November 2015, 20:30	#9247
adrian BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 942 Thanked: 1,273 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Canine version of "Every breath you take"

29th November 2015, 16:41	#9248
mpksuhas Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: KA03/KL11 Posts: 4,149 Thanked: 8,407 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Service advisor fully made out the issue customer explainednand put it word by word.

1st December 2015, 11:03	#9249
createrkid BHPian Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Dhaka, BD Posts: 276 Thanked: 462 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came up with this joke on the way to college, not sure if it exits. How do I switch over to sports mode in my car? Simple, I just switch off the AC. :-)

2nd December 2015, 10:30	#9252
ankan.m.blr BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 896 Thanked: 997 Times	Whatsapp forward : Offered lift to a friend on way to home, he politely refused "sorry man, in a hurry today" and continued walking. ( #BangaloreTraffic )

4th December 2015, 16:40	#9254
TheRajput BHPian Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Mumbai Posts: 100 Thanked: 188 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on instagram: Attached Thumbnails

6th December 2015, 17:39	#9255
msdivy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,879 Thanked: 3,066 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This was expected,