10th January 2016, 19:20
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I would like to think I am intelligent, please don't dent my image of myself and hyderabad both in one shot  By the way this ad is the very best Hyderabadi joke I've ever seen. Last edited by hserus : 10th January 2016 at 19:31. | |
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10th January 2016, 22:08
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Some truths are hard to digest !  Hyderabad has changed ! The queue in front of all Those Glittering Chains on a normal day speak for themselves  Last edited by poised2drive : 10th January 2016 at 22:10. | |
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11th January 2016, 16:22
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this should go in the jokes section or the reviews section, but anyways, a real incident that happend few weeks ago. I had given my car for washing at an MASS which is not my usual one, but I had some free wash offer from them. The day after the job was done I received a call from the MASS and the lady at other end wanted my feedback. Lady - Sir, you had given car number VXYZ for some work at our service center. Me - Yes but number is WXYZ. Lady - Oh sorry, ok can you please give us your feedback on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 to 9 being Not Satisfied and 10 being satisfied. Me -  . 1Lady tries to understand the reason, I said I give 10 only for a perfect job, which was not the case and since 1 to 9 is same in your book I give 1. |
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12th January 2016, 11:18
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14th January 2016, 16:24
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread I seem to remember a "most annoying/useless mods" thread, but cant seem to locate it. This is one of the most pointless catalogues i have seen. No matter. These are a joke as well, from one of the email campaigns from and auto accessory seller: For your very delicate nuts. Lug nuts.  I horn a lot during drives.  Lashes for your car. Lashes for you if there are lashes on your car  And finally, a darwinian control for a nation bursting. Care to hazard a guess what it does?  |
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15th January 2016, 12:21
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| Re: The Official Joke thread There used to be a whole site devoted to joke spares/accessories, especially featuring the 710 cap. (Do you know where to find the 710 cap for your car?  ). Can no longer find. Anybody know if it is still up?EDIT: Oh, silly, dyslexic me! I googled 701 instead of 710! Here it is. KaleCoAuto.com Last edited by Thad E Ginathom : 15th January 2016 at 12:24. |
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16th January 2016, 22:37
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| Re: The Official Joke thread  What CAUSE are you running for? Anil is running beCAUSE – Mukesh is running ahead... Mukesh is running beCAUSE – Airtel, Voda and Idea have run ahead… Airtel, Voda and Idea are running beCAUSE – TRAI is after them (for call drops)... TCS is running beCAUSE – Infosys has surged ahead… Infosys is running beCAUSE – US has raised H1B visa fees... The bulls (of Dalal St) are running beCAUSE – Chinese dragon flu is catching on... The Chinese market is running (downhill) beCAUSE – asset valuation bubbles always burst... Jaya is running (from pillar to post) beCAUSE – SC has refused to allow Jallikattu... Mulund residents are running beCAUSE – leopards from SGNP are chasing them… Shashi is running beCAUSE – FBI found lidocaine running in Sunanda’s blood… Lalit is running beCAUSE – Dawood is after him... Raghuram Rajan is running (after PSU banks) beCAUSE – NPAs are rising... Hillary is running beCAUSE – Trump shouldn’t stump American values... Indian cricket team is running beCAUSE – Aussies chase so well and Melbourne shouldn’t be like Perth or Brisbane... Delhi-ites are running beCAUSE – they don’t know when odd-even will strike again… VW is running beCAUSE – the defeat device is no longer running in Clean Diesel engines... Ramdev is running beCAUSE – Mysore lab has found no lead in Maggi... Venkatraman Ramakrishnan is running beCAUSE – he feels that Indian Science Congress is a circus... Indian scientists and engineers are running beCAUSE – crossing the sea link is the only way to immigrate to the U.S... According to a report from the National Science Foundation's National Center for Science and Engineering Statistics (NCSES), U.S.A., 63% of U.S. immigrant scientists and engineers have become citizens, while 22% became permanent residents (Green Card holders) and 15% were temporary visa (H1B visa) holders. Immigrants play an increasing role in U.S. science and engineering workforce. Of the immigrant scientists and engineers in the United States, 57% were born in Asia. Among Asian countries, India was the top country of birth for immigrant scientists and engineers with 32% (950,000 out of Asia's total 2.96 million). India's latest figure represented an 85% increase from 2003. |
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17th January 2016, 07:15
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17th January 2016, 16:29
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19th January 2016, 13:46
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Trust the authorities to not know the updated language! |
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19th January 2016, 13:56
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19th January 2016, 18:53
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| Re: The Official Joke thread ^ And in Bombay too! |
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19th January 2016, 19:24
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20th January 2016, 00:30
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20th January 2016, 07:30
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