[drmohitg]

Originally Posted by babu.sundaram

How about "Droids are not perishable fruits" or "Droids eat fruits for lunch"?

Na this will be too technical. Somehow nothing compares to the Samsung and train association. That was epic.

[engrohit]

Originally Posted by SDP

Rohit, While on the topic of phones and fruits, even at the risk of being condored, let me share this:

That was awesome, Sanjay! esp the accents and the "eggs box - 360" punch.

very apt for the discussion. In fact it lead to me few more similar funny vids

[Kool_Kid]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this on whatsapp:
"Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain"

(phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ).

From a staunch Android fanboy..

To Aur Lo

wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!!!

Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai !!

Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai !!

Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hai!!!

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai !!!
Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai !!!


Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hai!!!

Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai !!!

Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye, Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai !!!

Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai!!!

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai!!!

Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai !!!

Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai !!!

[sanjuice]

Originally Posted by engrohit

Add Blackberry also to the fruit list

Apple tho Apple hota hai....baji sub Pineapple!! )

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by sanjuice

Apple tho Apple hota hai....baji sub Pineapple!! )

Dude, this was tremendous. It has that "same to you, back to you, with no return" charm to it.

[Eminenttismo]

Came across this some time ago, terrific comedy,

Please do look at the expressions of people in the following link

http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2013/0...e-pm-of-india/

[nipcarlover]

A couple I found on Twitter:

What you shouldn't say when you drop a nickel:
“Apni toh nickel padi.” -
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Best Car Anti-Theft Device in America: Manual Transmission.
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A random one:
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"P

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."P

But the Pope persists, "Please?"P

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."P

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.P

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.P

Chief: What sort of problem?P

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.P

Chief: Important like the mayor?P

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.P

Chief: Important like the governor?P

Cop: Way more important than that.P

Chief: Like the president?P

Cop: Much more important.P

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"P

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

[carwatcher]

Heard different versions of this joke with Pope replaced with Amitabh Bachchan, George Bush and others. But still a good one.

[mayankk]

I think the most inept of us guys SHOULD be able to catch on to this hint.....

[searchingheaven]

I had a screenshot of this actual wikipedia page before wilipedia edited and corrected it.

[Soumyajit9]

In trend with "yeh hona chaiye", here is one I got off FB:

Ek doosre se milne pe Salaam Namaste karna chahiye,
Hi-Hi to Chakke bhi karte hai.

PS: Sorry, if it is offensive and can be removed.

[Farukh]

Originally Posted by mayankk

I think the most inept of us guys SHOULD be able to catch on to this hint.....

Where did you find this? Instruction manual for Sheldon Cooper?
If you're still unable to catch on to the hint, you're probably dead.

[adg_andy]

Another one....

Chat ya sms ke reply pe sachi reply karo " HMM " to bhains bhi karti hai

[PPS]

The fall in Rupee is a revenge by 'Dollar' and 'Euro' as we have made underwear brands out of them !

[SDP]

From a tweet by Ramesh Shrivats:

"When the Rupee reaches 58, would it retire?"

That acrually happened a couple of days back. I mean 1 USD=58 Rs and not the retiring bit.