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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chennai
Posts: 3,777
Thanked: 1,741 Times
| ![]() Marion: (Tending to an inured and tired Jones) "Indy, you are not the same man I knew ten years ago". Indiana Jones: "It's not the years,honey; it's the mileage!" Saw "Raiders of the lost Ark" in HBO last night! Harrison Ford rocks! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Trivandrum
Posts: 46
Thanked: 50 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Delhi - Kochi
Posts: 1,323
Thanked: 1,150 Times
| ![]() From Facebook Wall ![]() ![]() Cheers! Vinu |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2011 Location: Amdavad
Posts: 641
Thanked: 1,529 Times
| ![]() Mods: I found this funny so posting it in jokes thread, just in case somebody finds informational value in this then it can be moved to the real-estate thread ![]() What all can one do post retirement? If this website and associated reports are to be believed then Quote:
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NOIDA
Posts: 206
Thanked: 256 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
Posts: 1,345
Thanked: 1,728 Times
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BHPian Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Dubai
Posts: 60
Thanked: 54 Times
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Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kottayam
Posts: 14
Thanked: 18 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 1,088
Thanked: 320 Times
| ![]() ^^ I am looking to replace the vanity mirror for the front co-passenger seat (behind the top sun flap) with a mirror which says: "THE OBJECT IN THE MIRROR IS ACTUALLY FATTER THAN IT APPEARS" This is to prevent the incessant use of the vanity mirror by my partner while I am driving, and thereby I can avoid getting distracted / having my left side view blocked. Please help in case there is something available ! |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Received this as an email. TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax :PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 8) Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 11) r u going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 12) Have u taken or given any Services? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 13) How come u got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 14) Do u have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 16) Have u purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 17) How u Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 18) Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 20) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!! ![]() |
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1) What are you doing? Ans: I am a politician. Tax: Heh, heh, sorry to bother you. Next! | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chandigarh/Mohali/Ambala Cantt
Posts: 3,820
Thanked: 1,946 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
Posts: 4,893
Thanked: 6,699 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
Posts: 1,345
Thanked: 1,728 Times
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 3,468
Thanked: 4,089 Times
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