The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 13th March 2013, 11:13

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Originally Posted by Tapish

Suzuki is not even mentioned :( Am I above all this

Cheers,
Tapish

Tapish, I swear to god, I saw a swift today at Mayur Vihar Dnd entry with a mini badge. Not lying.
Serendipitous?

sa_kiran · 13th March 2013, 12:32

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

The second last one reminds me of Bernie, short man surrounded by lots of long legs!

Su-47 · 13th March 2013, 17:40

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Originally Posted by richie4u

An addition I would like to make to this post:
Couldn't resist from posting this but this is what I face

As a joke, this is awesome. But, if this is indeed true, quite saddening. :(

IronH4WK · 13th March 2013, 17:54

found this on Facebook

India’s reaction to Italy’s refusal to send back marines charged with killing fishermen

drsingh · 13th March 2013, 18:20

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Originally Posted by mayankk

This had me in splits: D

Thanks for this.made my day.Also reinforced some wisdom

" Do not project the image of someone you can't live upto"

anachronix · 13th March 2013, 18:38

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Originally Posted by richie4u

An addition I would like to make to this post:

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Couldn't resist from posting this but this is what I face

Hope you dont mind me posting it on FB!

anachronix · 14th March 2013, 12:29

This was on FB

http://soundcloud.com/krish_princi/greatest-comedy-p

noopster · 14th March 2013, 12:35

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

found this on Facebook

India’s reaction to Italy’s refusal to send back marines charged with killing fishermen

That is funny as hell! I often think we don't make fun of our politicians enough. That's a nice innocuous start!

SDP · 14th March 2013, 14:08

^^ In the same context:
India's reponse to Italy: "Italians, you bad boys! We won't play cricket with you on our soil."

sa_kiran · 15th March 2013, 08:13

Saw it on another forum.

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IronH4WK · 18th March 2013, 11:30

found it on Facebook

The Official Joke thread-625639_598205266876200_1449910579_n.jpg

courtesy: BikeAdvice

Oxy · 18th March 2013, 14:26

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Originally Posted by SDP

^^ In the same context:
India's reponse to Italy: "Italians, you bad boys! We won't play cricket with you on our soil."

LOL..

Do the Italians even know about cricket? It should be something like: "Wait for us to become a major soccer team in future, then we will refuse to play with you."

Binzone · 18th March 2013, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Oxy

LOL..

Do the Italians even know about cricket?

Ahem, I think that is what the joke is. We would reciprocate with such "harsh" response even if the country hasn't heard of cricket.

vibbs · 19th March 2013, 01:05

//Sir Ravindra Jadeja or Ravindrasinh Anirudhsinh Jadeja (born 6 December 1988) is a philanthropist, a Nobel prize winner, a double Laureus sportman of the year and the nearest human to being God. After consistent pleading by the BCCI to save the nation, Jadeja agreed to play as an an Indian cricketer. He was Knighted in 2005 due to his one-in-a-million talent, and being the messenger of god. He is a left-handed middle-order batsman and slow left-arm orthodox bowler. //

Hehe the quote speaks for itself.

source : http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=544737248

deetjohn · 19th March 2013, 08:22

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

found it on Facebook

Reminded me of this very funny commercial that I had seen many years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhE3NSTPz9w

Don't miss the look on his face and how and where he parks it.

13th March 2013, 17:54	#7729
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread found this on Facebook India’s reaction to Italy’s refusal to send back marines charged with killing fishermen

14th March 2013, 12:29	#7732
anachronix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Madras Posts: 3,286 Thanked: 1,336 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread This was on FB http://soundcloud.com/krish_princi/greatest-comedy-p

14th March 2013, 14:08	#7734
SDP Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,737 Thanked: 11,279 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ In the same context: India's reponse to Italy: "Italians, you bad boys! We won't play cricket with you on our soil."

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IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread found it on Facebook courtesy: BikeAdvice

19th March 2013, 01:05	#7739
vibbs Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: SG Posts: 1,125 Thanked: 2,297 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread //Sir Ravindra Jadeja or Ravindrasinh Anirudhsinh Jadeja (born 6 December 1988) is a philanthropist, a Nobel prize winner, a double Laureus sportman of the year and the nearest human to being God. After consistent pleading by the BCCI to save the nation, Jadeja agreed to play as an an Indian cricketer. He was Knighted in 2005 due to his one-in-a-million talent, and being the messenger of god. He is a left-handed middle-order batsman and slow left-arm orthodox bowler. // Hehe the quote speaks for itself. source : http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=544737248

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sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 515 Thanked: 169 Times	Saw it on another forum. Engineers: Syllabus - 80 GB We study - 80 MB What is in mind - 80 KB What we write in exam - 80 B When result comes - Binary digits, 0101010101