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Here is one i kind of liked ![]() A very well versed surgeon felt that he had enough of patching people up and was inspired by the mechanics who serviced vehicles for a living.He then decided to attend an automobile maintenance course and he worked hard at it and learnt all the tricks of the trade that the instructor had been teaching and went through all detail like a fine-toothed comb. After the course was completed , the attendees were informed that a grading exam would be held to test their proficiency and they would be rated based on their marks on 100. On the day of the exam , each of the attendees received a car and was asked to fix it. The surgeon went to work fixing the vehicle and one could feel the tension building up as all the attendees were sweating it out , each trying to better their colleague. After the time for the exam elapsed , everyone was sweating profusely and awaited their results with bated breath. The marks were announced and to everyone's surprise , the surgeon had topped the exam with a score of 200/100 ! Upon further enquiring by the other attendees , the instructor gave the split up. Perfectly Diagnosing the issue : 50 Fixing the problem : 30 Doing it within time :10 Doing an extremely tidy job : 10 Doing all of the above through the Exhaust pipe of the car : 100 Last edited by moralfibre : 10th January 2013 at 13:02. Reason: Back to back posts. | |
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In another, the doctor is a heart-surgeon and then selfdrive's punchline makes sense. Enjoy! Keep them coming! Last edited by SDP : 10th January 2013 at 15:25. | ||
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Hi SDP, i think that joke was where a mechanic asks a heart surgeon why he is being paid so much even though both of them do the same fixing thing, to which the surgeon replies "Try to do it when the engine is running" . | |
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| ![]() I know there is recession; didn't know it was this bad... |
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| ![]() From facebook, just for fun ![]() HOW TO KILL A LION ---------------*--------- Manmohan Singh Method: The lion roars. Stay mute. The lion roars louder. Stay mute. Let this happen for infinite times. Lion dies of frustration. Theek hai? Rahul Gandhi Method: The lion roars. Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season. Lion dies of shock. Abhijit Mukherjee Method: The lion roars. Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood. The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity. Akbaruddin Owaisi Method: The lion roars. Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5secs if the cage is removed. Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure. Mohan Bhagwat Method: The lion roars. Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles. Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar. The lion dies of confusion. Asaram Bapu Method: The lion roars. Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'. The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species. |
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Nowadays my wife asks me how I know something and I answer 'Team-BHP' | |
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| ![]() This is so very true...... every male a must read! |
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| ![]() ^This one had me in splits. Hilarious ![]() |
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| ![]() Even the best face it ![]() UK Queen's car fails to start after church service http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/uk...e-otherstories Wasn't sure where to post it so, posting it here as it did make me smile. ![]() |
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