The Official Joke thread

dhanushs · 23rd March 2013, 10:32

Labour problem?.. No issues..

Watch this guy unload:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBjJ-o5weuA

1self · 25th March 2013, 17:12

What some crazed people do! LOL!

dhanushs · 25th March 2013, 22:24

M800 locked and secured!

sa_kiran · 31st March 2013, 15:09

F1 and Easter fun.

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nitinbose · 1st April 2013, 10:25

SPAM of the day: Dinosaur eggs for sale at INR 151/- per egg:

http://www.groupon.co.in/deals/shopp..._1_0_0_91&a=13

anachronix · 3rd April 2013, 20:19

Good collection of witty quotes

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ittiest-945130

BuildUpGypsy · 3rd April 2013, 21:06

For the next guy who comes with hi-beams ON.

SDP · 4th April 2013, 12:07

President Pranab Mukherjee rejects five mercy petitions

http://zeenews.india.com/news/nation...wo_839607.html

A very welcome move and this would definitely send a strong message to the criminal elements in the society.

On a lighter note, Mr. President seems to be in competition with Nana Patekar in "Ab Tak Chhappan"

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mayankk · 4th April 2013, 12:19

Remake coming soon!!

srishiva · 4th April 2013, 12:31

On CNET there is an article on 40 years of cell phone and its inventor Martin Cooper. In the discussion you see the following comment

rahulpatil2009 16 hours ago
before his fist call he had already received 3 miss calls on his phone - from Rajanikant!

sharc_biker · 6th April 2013, 22:42

Toyota Cowrolla!

100% green

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sa_kiran · 7th April 2013, 12:32

Don't know if this has been posted earlier.

carzone · 7th April 2013, 14:36

The most hilarious moment in a luxury car owner's life.

When he buys a JAGUAR XJ,
parks it near a hotel at Camp area,
and the guys standing next to the car,

staring at the logo say : Chyaila, PUMA chi gaadi pan aali kay re???

Translated: When did PUMA launch a car!

srishiva · 8th April 2013, 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharc_biker

Toyota Cowrolla!

100% green

Attachment 1070065

Nice one, but... Methane is even dangerous than CO2 and cant be termed green

ghodlur · 9th April 2013, 08:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arvind6488

Its not really a joke, but brought up a smile on my face the first time I read it. So thought I will share it here.

This has been posted upteem no of times. What happened to Condor and the jokes being "Condored"?

25th March 2013, 17:12	#7742
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 335 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What some crazed people do! LOL! Attached Thumbnails

25th March 2013, 22:24	#7743
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,450 Thanked: 11,514 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread M800 locked and secured!

1st April 2013, 10:25	#7745
nitinbose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa Posts: 1,011 Thanked: 719 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread SPAM of the day: Dinosaur eggs for sale at INR 151/- per egg: http://www.groupon.co.in/deals/shopp..._1_0_0_91&a=13

3rd April 2013, 20:19	#7746
anachronix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Madras Posts: 3,286 Thanked: 1,337 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Good collection of witty quotes http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ittiest-945130

3rd April 2013, 21:06	#7747
BuildUpGypsy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 46 Thanked: 51 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread For the next guy who comes with hi-beams ON.

31st March 2013, 15:09	#7744
sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 514 Thanked: 171 Times	F1 and Easter fun.

4th April 2013, 12:07	#7748
SDP Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,733 Thanked: 11,297 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread President Pranab Mukherjee rejects five mercy petitions http://zeenews.india.com/news/nation...wo_839607.html A very welcome move and this would definitely send a strong message to the criminal elements in the society. On a lighter note, Mr. President seems to be in competition with Nana Patekar in "Ab Tak Chhappan"

4th April 2013, 12:19	#7749
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,235 Thanked: 8,618 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Remake coming soon!! Attached Thumbnails

4th April 2013, 12:31	#7750
srishiva Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 4,372 Thanked: 2,260 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread On CNET there is an article on 40 years of cell phone and its inventor Martin Cooper. In the discussion you see the following comment rahulpatil2009 16 hours ago before his fist call he had already received 3 miss calls on his phone - from Rajanikant!

6th April 2013, 22:42	#7751
sharc_biker BHPian Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Mysore Posts: 136 Thanked: 356 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Toyota Cowrolla! 100% green

7th April 2013, 12:32	#7752
sa_kiran BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane Posts: 514 Thanked: 171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't know if this has been posted earlier. Attached Thumbnails

7th April 2013, 14:36	#7753
carzone BHPian Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 581 Thanked: 297 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The most hilarious moment in a luxury car owner's life. When he buys a JAGUAR XJ, parks it near a hotel at Camp area, and the guys standing next to the car, staring at the logo say : Chyaila, PUMA chi gaadi pan aali kay re??? Translated: When did PUMA launch a car!