[Scorcher]

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

And you did not take note of it while creating your handle in 2009.

Not the first thing that comes to your mind when you register on a forum, is it?

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

what are you upset about? You got followers

That account is older than mine

[pganapathy]

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Not the first thing that comes to your mind when you register on a forum, is it?

That account is older than mine

A ha, so the fault is yours for not checking and becoming a follower

Anyway, what are you complaining about. Interesting handle, actually set of handles with the scorcher name

[powerwidFE]

styles of leadership ... hilarious ...

[mayankk]

This had me in splits: D

[pachchu]

Not a joke but in the context of previous post -

Dialogue from Kill Bill -

Bill: Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

[DieselDon]

received this as a forward. 'tamil'ish style.

Aruvaigal(boring jokes).. palavidham(many types)... ovvvondrum(each one) oru vidam(its own type)... !!! ensoyyyyyy (Enjoy) !!

Attempted English Translation in brackets '()'. Advance apologies for any mistakes.

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who thought of the "One Day International" cricket match (ODI)?
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Who?
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Its Mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI(run) vilayadu(play) paappa(little one)"

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Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga(How did you find out)?
'Bi-Nari' search.. (Nari=Fox in Tamil)

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90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga. .. eppadi? (If you make mistakes 90 times, you will get caught 45 times. Why ?)
aenna (because), SIN 90 = COT 45
idhu eppadi irukku? (How is it ?)

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Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa.
(moolai in tamil = can mean 'corner' or 'brain'. Square has 4. Circle has none.)

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Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan (a person raised a crow)
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan? (It was soft to touch. What will he name it ?)
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"MI-CRO-SOFT" (my-crow-soft)

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Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures? (MUNIVARS = hermits)
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance.. .
Eppadi? (How is it ?)

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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... (a lad was sneezing while going on the road)
Yeannu kEattaaa avan solraan, (when asked why, he says)
avan oru PODI paiyanaam... ..(PODI in tamil = snuff / small. he was a 'PODI' lad)

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Doctor : yean pa shock adikumnu thearinjum current wire la veral vacha ? arivu iruka? (Why did you put your finger on the electric wire knowing that you will get shock. Don't you have any sense ?)
Patient : "KATTAI" viral thane, shock adikathunu ninachen Dr (KATTAI in tamil = wood / thumb. I kept because it was a 'KATTAI' finger & I will not get shock)

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[mayankk]

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

[Farukh]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

Okkkk... I need an upgrade now.

P.S. I drive a Hyundai.

[amitoj]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

That's a good one!

Originally Posted by Farukh

Okkkk... I need an upgrade now.

P.S. I drive a Hyundai.

Please specify. You mean upgrade to Ford or Fiat?

[Farukh]

Originally Posted by amitoj

Please specify. You mean upgrade to Ford or Fiat?

Line up in the third row would be my pick if I may, along with what is in the RHS. Tell us what your charger attracts.

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

Mate, you've ruined this for me. Everytime a I see a logo, you know what my mind is gonna think.

[amitoj]

Originally Posted by Farukh

Tell us what your charger attracts.

LOL. Mostly cops.
And scares away children and old folks.

[BuildUpGypsy]

The Punjabi name theory.
*No offense meant*

[richie4u]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

An addition I would like to make to this post:



Couldn't resist from posting this but this is what I face

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by Farukh

Line up in the third row would be my pick if I may, along with what is in the RHS. Tell us what your charger attracts.
Mate, you've ruined this for me. Everytime a I see a logo, you know what my mind is gonna think.

Ha ha!
I had to self evaluate before posting. Having a Ford helped.

[Tapish]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Got this off of facebook from Drag-racing.

Suzuki is not even mentioned :( Am I above all this

Cheers,
Tapish