The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 24th June 2013, 15:24

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Originally Posted by dhanushs

As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed!

too riskly bro. if it backfires, she may ask you to sell the jeep on the spot!

if it were that simple, don't you think we all would be blessed souls?

ninjatalli · 24th June 2013, 15:31

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Originally Posted by dhanushs

been hearing this for a long time now!..

As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed!

Please do mention the OTR date/location details to me. I'd like to be at the spot with cash to "buy" the jeep, in case @IronH4WK's prediction comes true

P.s. Of course, at a good discount

IronH4WK · 24th June 2013, 15:57

LMAO!!

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ghodlur · 26th June 2013, 12:01

A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven
God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton
God : Results, my son, results.While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
"Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”

mayankk · 26th June 2013, 21:20

Presumably, the business suffers......

Arch-Angel · 27th June 2013, 10:09

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Presumably, the business suffers......

Haha! Nice catch! LOL extra person eh? This might give a lot of people ideas

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Sherlocked · 27th June 2013, 13:18

Meanwhile in India

Source: Facebook

IronH4WK · 27th June 2013, 13:30

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Presumably, the business suffers......

Do they supply the extra person or does one have to bring their own?

neoranjit · 27th June 2013, 15:26

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked

Meanwhile in India

Source: Facebook

This isnt India at all.. Sherlock, may be you should use Watson's help more often

PPS · 27th June 2013, 15:38

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked

Meanwhile in India

Source: Facebook

That is Jakarta. For a moment i thought that is Nariman Point!

IronH4WK · 27th June 2013, 16:33

all Bane wanted was..

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akj53 · 27th June 2013, 17:51

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Originally Posted by Sherlocked

Meanwhile in India

Source: Facebook

If the photo is real then the owner will be well advised to buy another RR, that is Range Rover

mayankk · 28th June 2013, 23:20

This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....

SDP · 29th June 2013, 08:29

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Originally Posted by mayankk

This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....

What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?

carzone · 29th June 2013, 08:47

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Originally Posted by SDP

What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?

I could make out only the 'I WAS KILLED' part. And yes, she was murdered! :(

24th June 2013, 15:57	#7863
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,152 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread LMAO!!

26th June 2013, 12:01	#7864
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 6,237 Thanked: 4,741 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune. God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven God to the Priest : Who r u ? Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people. God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton God : Results, my son, results.While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... "Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”

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28th June 2013, 23:20	#7873
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,234 Thanked: 8,615 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now. I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this.... Attached Thumbnails