The Official Joke thread

skumare · 17th November 2014, 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by subraiyr

Whatsapp special salon

While this may be called Jugaad in India, it will be called innovation any where else

Scorpioman · 18th November 2014, 04:20

Wife sent text to hubby.

Hi I will be late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.

She sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that I got a Rolex for you

He texted back, OMG really?

She replied –No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.

😄😜

IronH4WK · 18th November 2014, 10:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorpioman

Wife sent text to hubby.

Hi I will be late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.

She sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that I got a Rolex for you

He texted back, OMG really?

She replied –No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.

😄😜

moral of the story - get WhatsApp, Viber or Hike - don't waste money on SMS

JoseVijay · 18th November 2014, 13:14

Something to

allien936 · 18th November 2014, 14:25

Heights..free loader.!

rajamuneeb · 18th November 2014, 15:18

Lol. This is awesome..... The guy has real good sense of humour

JoseVijay · 18th November 2014, 16:48

Truly New Generation

driverace · 18th November 2014, 17:24

Someone wrote:
"Understood Interstellar"
in their job application to ISRO..

mayankk · 18th November 2014, 17:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by allien936

Heights..free loader.!

A great big bird swooped down upon you and and screamed,
"YOUVE BEEN ME'd!!!!!"

IronH4WK · 18th November 2014, 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by driverace

Someone wrote:
"Understood Interstellar"
in their job application to ISRO..

Continuing the theme..

The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1416315790.559768.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

A great big bird swooped down upon you and and screamed,
"YOUVE BEEN ME'd!!!!!"

Ah, took some time to get there; that's deep

allien936 · 18th November 2014, 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

Continuing the theme..

Attachment 1310127

Ah, took some time to get there; that's deep

Adele is rolling in so deep, that Mathew actually met her in the 5th dimension..

myavu · 21st November 2014, 11:41

FB Share

1self · 22nd November 2014, 08:02

All in One Quick Fix for petrol heads!

allien936 · 22nd November 2014, 10:52

So innovative

on all four corners i feel there is the whole team of Ninja Turtles

Thad E Ginathom · 22nd November 2014, 14:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1self

All in One Quick Fix for petrol heads!

That flowchart is deadly serious, but missing one very important part...

Is It Electrical? -> Yes -> Put DeOxit on it

There, WD40, Duct Tape, and DeOxit. Complete tool kit

18th November 2014, 04:20	#8612
Scorpioman BHPian Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bangalore/Dubai Posts: 58 Thanked: 48 Times View My Garage	Wife sent text to hubby. Hi I will be late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return. She sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that I got a Rolex for you He texted back, OMG really? She replied –No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message. 😄😜 Last edited by Scorpioman : 18th November 2014 at 04:23.

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22nd November 2014, 10:52	#8624
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