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Old 13th November 2014, 21:25   #8596
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Not for any other reason!!
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Nissan's response to Kim Kardashian's latest Paper magazine's frontal shot:

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Old 14th November 2014, 12:57   #8599
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Actually colorblind people cannot see/differentiate between Red or Green and see them as shades of yellow.
If he had called it a Yellow BMW then it would have been something.
Thanks for saving me the blushes RavSam. Its a stupid typo and before mods point it out, yeah, I will read/preview my posts.
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Best anti-theft system ever
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Best anti-theft system ever
lol, but probably not. Probably a great way for the attempted theft to cause a lot of damage a the thief wouldn't have even noticed.

320K floppys! Yes, I remember now. And I think the first PC hard discs were a fairly small number of Mb. I ran Unix machines (company of 40-50 people) until our systems, dept and people got the chop in 2003. I don't think we had broken the Tb barrier ... but I have three of them under my desk!

This may be the joke thread, but it is a joke, looking back on that "old" technology. But then... so are the ever-recurring "upgrades" of Microsoft today!
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Old 15th November 2014, 16:58   #8602
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If you are a software engineer ...

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One of the many jokes circulating after whatsapp's 'blue ticks' update.

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Can completely identify and empathise with this
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think of a number

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think of a number
Laughed so hard, i gagged on it.
Nine times, in fact.
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Old 17th November 2014, 11:31   #8607
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think of a number

LOL Yeah seriously!! I wonder who gets excited seeing such "magic" (so damn silly) mathematics forwards.
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... Multiply by 140, now deduct 30% and...

Sell for "30% off!"
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Old 17th November 2014, 14:57   #8609
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Not sure if this has already been featured. I checked out and couldnt see it. I thought this was quite a funny line on the ad
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