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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: KL
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| ![]() A whatsapp forward, but so true! ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 235
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| ![]() Newton’s first law : Inertia. A vehicle in Bangalore remains in a state of rest, irrespective of whether it is acted upon by an outside force or not. There is no question of any state of motion. This is particularly true in places called Marathahalli, Outer Ring Road, Kundalahalli and Hoodi. The only exception to the first law is when you are rear ended, in which case you do make a slight forward motion, before coming back to the state of rest. Newton’s Second Law : F=ma/chr. Force is equal to mass times acceleration divided by crater depth, divided by speed breaker height and divided by river mimicking capability of the road. It can never be greater than 1 (0.01 in Marathahalli, Kundalahalli, etc etc) Newton’s Third Law : Equal and opposite reaction. As soon as a road is tarred, it will be dug up. The size of the digging shall be equal to, and opposite of, the quality of the tarring. Newton has also postulated three additional laws specifically for Bangalore. Fourth Law – Law of elevation : The size of the truck broken down at the foot of the flyover is inversely proportional to the width of the flyover, subject to the “BBMP constant” that the width of the truck shall always exceed the width of the road. Fifth Law : Law of relativity of colour : Colour is not absolute but relative to where you are on the road. It shall always appear green to the driver coming to a signal irrespective of what it might appear to anybody else. Sixth Law : Law of relativity of space : The gap between two cars shall always appear infinite to a two wheeler, while to the two cars in question it shall appear infinitesimal. Bangalore BHPians are kindly requested to mug up the above laws. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Mangalore.
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| ![]() ^^^ Simply awesome Secretariat!!! Almost fell of my chair laughing. Another masterpiece after the Novice imitating a Detailer thread!! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore
Posts: 1,830
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| ![]() A new low for scammers. ![]() ![]() I believe this ad belongs in this thread. BHARAT MOTORS we selling all our honda city iv tech 2012 model - Bangalore |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() The Petrol-head Prayer!! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 1,681
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| ![]() 10 Funny Indian Station Names Quote:
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai
Posts: 9,643
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| ![]() Number 10 is, I think, the longest station name in India. There's a challenge for the railway buffs: travel from Ib to Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Quote: Somewhere near Kanpur is Fafund (Hindi meaning - Fungus). | |
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BHPian Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Auckland, NZ
Posts: 65
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| ![]() Now, that's what is called 4 - wheel stall! Wonder if the man in red is wondering "Should I pick the BMW or the Papad/Khakhra on top?" |
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BHPian Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Pune
Posts: 40
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| ![]() Optimum utilization of space! Should check storage area under seat. Might find one more person there Last edited by kbrtz125 : 5th November 2014 at 16:52. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() You are hereby Condored This scooty shot was posted a few pages back. Check thoroughly before pasting. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 3,468
Thanked: 4,090 Times
| ![]() LMAO! ![]() ![]() ![]() picture courtesy: George Takei@Facebook |
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BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai
Posts: 80
Thanked: 57 Times
| ![]() Cheeky slogan behind auto driver's seat: I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. "Thus" Auto ![]() |
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