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Old 23rd October 2018, 09:14   #10066
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Came across this post today on Facebook. Looks like Vietnam is a lot similar to India as far as riding is concerned.
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Old 23rd October 2018, 14:00   #10067
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Came across this old one... Imagine guiding an Uber driver to this place:
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Uber: Where is it again?
Me: That street, next to this street.
Uber: Wait what?... Is the any other street next to it?
Me: Exactly, now come pick me up.
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Old 24th October 2018, 07:45   #10068
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This one takes the cake... err... biscuit!
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Old 26th October 2018, 15:11   #10069
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Firestone trolling all the way .

Ps. Star represents 'conditions apply'.
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Old 26th October 2018, 15:22   #10070
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Firestone trolling all the way .

Ps. Star represents 'conditions apply'.
Hahaha! Nice one!
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Old 27th October 2018, 20:49   #10071
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Overheard at a gathering:

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Never use Google Maps to find your way to a cemetery. Once you land there, it isn't nice to hear "You have reached the destination."
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Old 30th October 2018, 08:24   #10072
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Wife: "Who is more intelligent, you or I?"

Husband: "Everyone knows YOU are."

(a meaningful pause later)

"Intelligent enough not to have married a stupid person!"
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Old 30th October 2018, 13:44   #10073
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Would anyone visit this workshop? Dont know the location.
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Old 2nd November 2018, 09:48   #10074
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Copied from friend Akshay's FB wall. BHPian Akshay4587.
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Old 2nd November 2018, 17:37   #10075
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Would anyone visit this workshop? Dont know the location.
. This had me in splits. I can imagine women thinking it makes life easy if everyone did it this way.
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Old 3rd November 2018, 11:46   #10076
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Literally fell of the chair laughing. Expression of the police is too cool.



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Old 3rd November 2018, 12:27   #10077
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Literally fell of the chair laughing. Expression of the police is too cool
I had posted the same photo exactly a month ago (Cop sees 5 people on a motorcycle; folds his hands in resignation)here, but obviously without the adjoining commentary .

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A friend on Facebook wrote:

"Last night, after an 'all guys' party, I still felt confident to drive, but I acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 likes, 40 comments, but the best comment was from another friend:

"Where the hell did you go in Uber? The party was at your house!"
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Old 12th November 2018, 10:34   #10079
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Cross posting from weight loss thread.

You know what they say about carbs.
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Old 14th November 2018, 18:55   #10080
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A couple of memes made by me.

Translation for the second one: If you open your mouth about trains again, I will throw you out of this window
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