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Old 22nd September 2018, 00:29   #10036
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Looks like businesses are using high petrol prices to offer deals on their products. We got this ad pamphlet with our newspaper this morning. This is a fairly popular but newer bakery in town. The Official Joke thread-img_20180921_205756155.jpg

I wonder how they give the petrol - in a bottle or a voucher or maybe they bake their cake with petrol!
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Two ropes were crawling down the street on a hot day and noticed they were passing a bar.

One of them said, "Boy! I could go for a nice cold beer. Lets go in."

The bartender saw them crawl up onto the counter and frowned.
Pointing at a large sign on the wall he asked, "Can't you read? That sign says, "NO ROPES SERVED HERE."

Tossing them back out into the street the bartender went back to his duties.

One rope said, "I have an idea." and with that he crawled out into the street.
He was immediately run over by 4 trucks, 6 cars and 2 busses.

Badly tattered, he crawled back up on the sidewalk and proceeded to wrap and twist himself into a tangle. He then went back into the bar.

The bartender said, "Can't you read the sign? We don't serve ropes here" "Are you a rope?"

The rope answered, "NO. I'm a frayed knot."
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Old 23rd September 2018, 11:50   #10038
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GTO does that here
I always wonder how on earth he finds time to correct all these typos
Sorry about the off-topic post, but I have serious OCD when it comes to Team-BHP's content .
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I saw this on the jio website yesterday. Maybe my definition of world is wrong!
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Old 25th September 2018, 20:02   #10040
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Hmmmm...now we know...

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Got this on WhatsApp...

Job portal ad
Job Description: we are looking for exceptional candidates with brilliant track record...
Salary: as per industry standards
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Where else can you find this, if not on WhatsApp!
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What does Team-BHP call a dead pedestrian?

Dead Paidal (paidal in hindi means walking)



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What does Team-BHP call a dead pedestrian?

Dead Paidal (paidal in hindi means walking)
Oh...that we 'sorely miss' in our reviews
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Old 27th September 2018, 16:43   #10045
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Sleep with an open window tonight!

1400 mosquitoes like that. 420 mosquitoes commented on it. 210 mosquitoes shared this.

One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitoes will be attending the event.


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Haven't we all heard of a joke where, in reply to a teacher's question about a historical event, the student answers that he wouldn't know because he was not yet born? Found something similar on amazon.

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And the following picture sourced from WhatsApp is for dear moderator Rehaan's eyes only - mannequins that would help him decide the sizes and styles for next year's t-shirts and jackets .

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Old 29th September 2018, 12:20   #10047
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Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I canít remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant:
What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer......
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
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Old 29th September 2018, 23:17   #10048
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Don't get offended.
It's just for laugh.

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Old 30th September 2018, 20:19   #10049
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Photoshop trolls

https://thinkfree.in/2018/09/28/20-h...toshop-master/
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"NO PARKING ZONE"
Penalty: Rs 250/-

(No one cared...)

(Someone removed NO and Changed the board to... )

PARKING ZONE--- Rs 250/-
(No one parked...)

Welcome to India!
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