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Old 16th February 2018, 22:05   #9901
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Some funny stuff I have gathered from Amazon over the past couple years...
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Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.
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An ad on OLX : Hilarious or Torturous?

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Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators.

Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500
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Old 22nd February 2018, 18:27   #9904
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David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!
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Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.
Oh. I thought it was the Quit India Movement, version 2.0
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Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators

I've renewed the Vehicle Insurance Policy of my Hero Puch from 05-02-2018 till 04-02-2019 after paying a premium amount of Rs.731/- to The New India Assurance Co. Ltd. through my Account Payee Cheque. So there's no question of reducing the cost/price of my vehicle any further. Its price is fixed at Rs.8,000/- and is non-negotiable (not negotiable).

Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018...
Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?
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Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500
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He probably had an inkling that it might not sell at that price...

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Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018.

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Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?
"Old Sheldon"
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Art of Leaving.
ABC : My neighbor left for London yesterday.
XYZ : Oh, okay... Which bank???
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Looks like he has already brought the price down
Looks in a very good condition, someone from Hero should buy this probably
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David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!
Forever Jawan, since this is parked in Jai Jawan .
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Boy trapped in elevator after peeing on buttons. The elevator company may have never thought of this scenario during their testing / QA checks

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Is this only a British phenomenon?
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It’s all rather bizarre. I get what a mile is, but not what a yard is, despite the fact that my shot from 20 yards out was only inches wide. I know what a metre is, but have no concept of a kilometre. I measure things in centimetres, but I am 5ft 8in tall. My car weighs 1300kg, but I am 11 stone something. I’ll have a litre of water and a pint of beer.
I had a very good laugh reading this.

Source - Autocar UK
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Old 27th February 2018, 18:25   #9913
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This I got on Facebook, and is worth sharing.

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Art of Leaving
I know i am beating up a dead horse: this would be the last one on the subject.
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I heard that a new company is being floated by three Indian businessmen in London.
Its apparently called the Hindustan Leavers Limited.
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