|5th January 2008, 17:37||#2402|
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Review of the movie "Perfect storm" by a friend.
My friend posts his reviews in an Orkut community.
|5th January 2008, 20:32||#2404|
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check this out!! definitely one of the most hillarious things I have come across on You tube!!
Check out when he test drives the civic hot hatch with NOS!!!
|7th January 2008, 17:09||#2407|
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Location: Back to BLR
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What happened in Australia , the real story
Scenario in yesterday meeting.
Procterid you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come
|14th January 2008, 10:34||#2409|
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Location: Chicago / Namma Bengaluru
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New additions to the Dictionary
Bucknor : (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.
Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see bucknor
Ponting: (n) (adj)
1. A substance or entity or even a person of unquestionable integrity
2. An act of uncivilised behaviour. [Also, pontingness (n)]
A subset of the monkeys, Symonds are long-tailed primates found in the interiors of Australia known for wailing and crying at being called names.
Symonds are extremely sensitive creatures and need to be handled with extreme care or else they'll break down at the mere exposure to the Indians (who happen to be higher up in the food chain). They are usually nestled by them Pontings in their little chest pouch which gives then additional protection against the Indians.
Randomly wail and weep at every whichever chance one gets.
Present Continuous: symonding
Usage: The child took to symonding when the mother denied him money to buy a kite.
|14th January 2008, 10:49||#2410|
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|14th January 2008, 13:20||#2411|
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The Best of Dilbert "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management
4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
10: I've run away to join a different circus.
FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Susie' instead of 'Steve'
|15th January 2008, 16:22||#2413|
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Headlines Dated 1st Jan 2025:
Times of India, 1st Jan 2025
|15th January 2008, 22:35||#2414|
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One of my all time fav.
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr Laloo Prasad, ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya ,
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
|15th January 2008, 23:31||#2415|
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The original joke:
What does Andrew Symonds wear in Switzerland...
What else "Monkey Cap" hehe