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Mumbaikar Proof / R u a Bombayite ? | Clean Funny Jokes in English
25 things, that prove, you're a "Mumbaikar/Bombayite"
And believe me, they are proud of being one
1. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.
2. You say "Town" and expect everyone to know that this means "South of Churchgate".
3. You speak in a dialect of 'Hindi' called 'Bombaiyas' which only 'Bombayites' can understand.
4. Your Door has more than Three Locks.
5. You call an " 8' x 10' " Clustered Room as a 'Hall'.
6. You're paying Rs. 10,000/- for a One Room Flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal".
7. Rs. 500 worth of Groceries fit in one paper bag.
8. You think Chowpatty & Juhu beaches as Nature.
9. You spend more time each month in traveling, than you spend at home.
10. You have the following sets of friends: School Friends, College Friends, Neighborhood Friends, and Office Friends! And yes, 'Train Friends', a Species unique only in Mumbai.
11. Cabbies and Bus Conductors think you are from Mars if you call the Roads by their 'Indian Names'; they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Road and Altamount Road.
12. Stock Market quotes are the only other thing beside Cricket, which you follow passionately.
13. The first thing that you read in the 'Times of India' is the "Bombay Times" supplement.
14. You take Fashion seriously.
15. You're suspicious of Strangers, who are actually nice to you.
16. You compare Mumbai to New York's 'Manhattan', instead of any other Cities of India.
17. The most frequently used part of your Car is the HORN.
18. You insist on calling 'Mumbai' as 'Bombay', 'CST' as 'VT', and 'Sahara' and 'Santacruz' Airports instead of 'Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport'.
19. Your idea of Personal Space is 'no one actually standing on your toes'.
20. Being truly alone makes you nervous.
21. You love walking through Knee-deep Mucky Water in the Monsoons, and actually call it "Romantic".
22. Only in Mumbai, you would get 'Chinese Dosa' and 'Jain Chicken' Awesome!
23. You call 'Traffic Policemen' as "Pandus" and expect 'Out-of-Towners' to understand that.