The Official Joke thread

Mack · 7th March 2008, 17:45

We had a professor who taught us Production Processes. While scolding us once for creating a general chaos in the classroom, he actually said : "You rascals, if you don't want to behave properly, then don't behave at all."

Sometimes I still wonder what should one do to 'Not Behave At All' - wouldn't that be one of the greatest superpowers ever? Wish I had an answer.

prince_pervez · 7th March 2008, 18:20

The Electronics and Communications dept had a Prof.
Once a student approached him to copy a small sofware
on a floppy disk from the Prof's computer.
The prof reply was : 'Tum yeh leke jaoge toh mere paas kya rahega?'
Dunno what to say, Poor soul must have changed the college or course.

Wind · 8th March 2008, 19:41

I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.

--Wind

Sam Kapasi · 8th March 2008, 20:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wind

I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.

--Wind

Militant hahahaha

That's not the only funny thing. There is no column for service. None for Doctor, lawyer or Engineer. But the second option is "Housekeeper"!!!

Vid6639 · 8th March 2008, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wind

I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.

--Wind

Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.

Wind · 8th March 2008, 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by vid6639

Wind were you able to register? I tried that link and am not able to register. They don't send the activation confirmation.

The web site has accepted my registration but I have not yet received my activation code.

--Wind

condor · 8th March 2008, 22:05

Quote:

vid6639 : Wind were you able to register?

Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!

Vid6639 · 8th March 2008, 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

Geez - What are you guys trying to register as ?!

I selected others from the drop down menu. lol.

speedzak · 8th March 2008, 22:29

I am surprised they don't have prostitute and virgin as options.

Rehaan · 9th March 2008, 03:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mission_Safari

Got this in a mail and the message was 'Don't stay away from your home too long'

Check out this thread >
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/motorb...ke-buried.html

cya
R

RajaTaurus · 10th March 2008, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wind

I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population.

Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum.

--Wind

Was that the fourth option is 'Militant'..????
And the highest education 'House Keep'..????
Man still cant stop laffin....

vcash · 10th March 2008, 14:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by RajaTaurus

When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!

I love how names get butchered! A buddy of mine setup a steel plant 2 years ago and he wanted a very aggressive name so he settled for "Rampant Steel". He went to see the DC for some company work and the receptionist wanted to announce him - asked his name and company - He very stylishly hands the receptionist his business card while wearing his Ray-Bans..... The receptionist looks at the card, picks up the phone and calls the DC: "Sirjeeee Ram Pant Esteel se Ujjaall Jee Ayen Hain". Needless to say we still rib him till this day.

androdev · 11th March 2008, 16:36

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

PatchyBoy · 13th March 2008, 13:57

Check this out. It is hilarious..

YouTube - Idiot Ferrari driver

Cheers,
Rajan

benbsb29 · 13th March 2008, 16:08

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...

Caller: O h .......God!! ! !

7th March 2008, 18:20	#2582
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 53 Times View My Garage	This actually happened! The Electronics and Communications dept had a Prof. Once a student approached him to copy a small sofware on a floppy disk from the Prof's computer. The prof reply was : 'Tum yeh leke jaoge toh mere paas kya rahega?' Dunno what to say, Poor soul must have changed the college or course.

8th March 2008, 19:41	#2583
Wind BHPian Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 277 Thanked: 75 Times	I am posting it here for want of a better place. I recently bought an HTC phone and was trying to register it through their website. Please look at the fourth entry in the Jobs drop down in the attached image . Look like HTC phones are very popular amongst that section of the population. Mods, please move this post to the appropriate section of this forum. --Wind Attached Thumbnails

11th March 2008, 16:36	#2593
androdev Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: bangalore Posts: 3,255 Thanked: 25,295 Times	http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png Attached Images

13th March 2008, 16:08	#2595
benbsb29 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Brisbane Posts: 10,109 Thanked: 14,220 Times View My Garage	Chinese Call Center Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: O h .......God!! ! !

7th March 2008, 17:45	#2581
Mack Newbie Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 17 Thanked: 4 Times	We had a professor who taught us Production Processes. While scolding us once for creating a general chaos in the classroom, he actually said : "You rascals, if you don't want to behave properly, then don't behave at all." Sometimes I still wonder what should one do to 'Not Behave At All' - wouldn't that be one of the greatest superpowers ever? Wish I had an answer.

8th March 2008, 22:29	#2589
speedzak BANNED Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: India Posts: 4,346 Thanked: 29 Times	I am surprised they don't have prostitute and virgin as options.