The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 15th May 2012, 16:08

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Originally Posted by alstonlobo

Came across this in classifieds, cant stop rolling on the floor

i think many of us can relate to that

one tiny-winy accident and all of sudden everybody is telling you not to ride or sell the bike etc.

Scorcher · 16th May 2012, 00:31

Supercute Alert!

cute boy struggling to get a hug....... - YouTube

mandheers · 16th May 2012, 10:17

The ek-do-teen woman turns chaar-paanch.

A Happy 45th Birthday Madhuri Dixit!

rahulk2510 · 16th May 2012, 11:05

The current standings of the top 4 IPL Teams are based on their STD Codes:
1.DD- 011
2.MI- 022
3.KKR- 033
4.CSK- 044

Wat a coincidence!

smashnerd · 16th May 2012, 17:38

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Originally Posted by brraj

Dog is ok, Beware of the owner

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I know that house. Used to see it daily on the way back from school.In the Army Cantonment on Kariappa Marg.

abdriver2000 · 16th May 2012, 19:02

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Originally Posted by schitre05

In today's Hindustan Times YAMAHA HAYABUSA

I remembered this when I saw a 'Ninja Hayabusa' parked near Subway outside SEEPZ today morning. Both these stickers were on a Yamaha R15

Owner was probably the journalist who wrote that piece in HT

vineetmanghani · 17th May 2012, 16:43

See if you can spot the joke in this one!!

IronH4WK · 17th May 2012, 17:41

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Originally Posted by vineetmanghani

See if you can spot the joke in this one!!

Second paragraph, 2-4 words. Kinda oxymoron

bluevolt · 17th May 2012, 17:43

ONLY Happens in INDIA

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shamik.bose · 17th May 2012, 21:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by vineetmanghani

See if you can spot the joke in this one!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

Second paragraph, 2-4 words. Kinda oxymoron

That can't be the joke. That is exactly what Audi sell the A7 as, just like MB does with the CLS and BMW will do with the GranCoupe. Sorry if I'm being a killjoy.

SirAlec · 17th May 2012, 22:45

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Originally Posted by vineetmanghani

See if you can spot the joke in this one!!

about night vision. " Too close to the car for comfort"

chevelle · 17th May 2012, 23:22

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Originally Posted by shamik.bose

That can't be the joke. That is exactly what Audi sell the A7 as, just like MB does with the CLS and BMW will do with the GranCoupe. Sorry if I'm being a killjoy.

The cruise control doesn't brake on its own if there is an obstacle(car/truck) ahead. It will go head on to the front vehicle if it is just regular cruise control. Unless it is adaptive which they haven't mentioned. So its kinda weird statement. Almost laughable.

I don't think the reference was for four-door coupe. Its a popular term among journalists now a days. But it is still a four-door luxury saloon with a coupe like silhouette.

SmartCat · 18th May 2012, 10:43

German Soldier: Sir! We are surrounded by enemies on all sides!
Hitler: Excellent! We can attack in any direction!

s@tan2s@int · 18th May 2012, 18:18

got this email forward today..worth sharing !

sajid33 · 18th May 2012, 23:23

found this one interesting :-

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta

To: Bill Gates, Microsoft
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2011
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice...
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

Regards,
Banta

16th May 2012, 10:17	#7098
mandheers BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Mumbai Posts: 292 Thanked: 179 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The ek-do-teen woman turns chaar-paanch. A Happy 45th Birthday Madhuri Dixit!

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vineetmanghani BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Delhi <---> Posts: 79 Thanked: 10 Times	See if you can spot the joke in this one!! Attached Thumbnails

17th May 2012, 17:43	#7104
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,479 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ONLY Happens in INDIA

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SmartCat Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 7,234 Thanked: 52,311 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread German Soldier: Sir! We are surrounded by enemies on all sides! Hitler: Excellent! We can attack in any direction!

18th May 2012, 18:18	#7109
s@tan2s@int BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 129 Thanked: 131 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread got this email forward today..worth sharing ! Attached Thumbnails

16th May 2012, 11:05	#7099
rahulk2510 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 118 Thanked: 105 Times	The current standings of the top 4 IPL Teams are based on their STD Codes: 1.DD- 011 2.MI- 022 3.KKR- 033 4.CSK- 044 Wat a coincidence!

18th May 2012, 23:23	#7110
sajid33 BHPian Join Date: May 2005 Location: muzaffar nagar (u.p.) Posts: 153 Thanked: 73 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread found this one interesting :- Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta To: Bill Gates, Microsoft From: Banta Date: 1 April 2011 Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice... 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Last one Mr. Bill Gates P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?" Regards, Banta