23rd May 2012, 11:14
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread anyone wanna play outside?   |
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23rd May 2012, 13:57
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| Re: The Official Joke thread "Only in India". Got these photos through e-mail. |
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23rd May 2012, 15:51
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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23rd May 2012, 19:30
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Next year, MasterCard's advertisement will be something like: "CNG prices - 60rs/kg. Diesel prices - 80rs/liter. Petrol prices - priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's MasterCard." |
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23rd May 2012, 19:53
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread This is what the Govt wants us to do... |
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23rd May 2012, 21:32
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23rd May 2012, 21:58
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
With all the Nanos catching fire reports.. Heaven knows what this guy is upto!!  | |
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23rd May 2012, 22:42
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mumbai
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| Got this on my bbm, thought it was quite funny in the context of the 7.5 Rs petrol hike announced earlier today. Petrol Pump Attendant: Kitne ka daaloon? Car owner: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar chiddak de bhai. Aag lagaani hai. :-) |
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24th May 2012, 03:14
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| Re: The Official Joke thread I have laughed on this joke for 100 times and today is the apt time for posting it: Santa tells Banta: "Govt. has increased Petrol prices again, I am very much worried". Banta replies back, "I never get tensed on this, I always fill for Rs.500/-" I think our Govt. always gets let-off by this psyche of ours. If one looks the other way, this is the only way, a common man can console himself. |
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24th May 2012, 08:18
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread The cartoon sums it all. |
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24th May 2012, 13:13
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| Got the following sms joke: Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanboojh ke match haare. Pata hai, jeetne waali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai aur woh petrol ki hai "we lost the match purposefully. Did you know that the Volkswagen Car that the winning team is going to get is a petrol car!" |
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24th May 2012, 15:02
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Fuel price hike, hits everyone! |
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24th May 2012, 23:29
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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Gives me a nice idea to the same to my bike as well. I am sure it will create quite a scene when parked.. | |||
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24th May 2012, 23:35
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25th May 2012, 07:31
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